Some guy walked up to me yesterday asking me if I wanted any butter. Told him I'm lactose intolerant lol (True story)
by Liberalism_Is_A_Disease October 18, 2019

A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a well aged pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the ash in your garden and you shall create a tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.
by The oracle of maple syrup July 26, 2017

by killerqueen22 June 22, 2011

by goodeatin November 27, 2003

The opposite of a milkshake duck. A viral person that later turns out to have really good views. Named after Jorts the cat.
"I was hoping bean dad was going to be a butter cat, but he was a milkshake duck."
"Oh wow that guy that went viral yesterday thinks healthcare should be free. A real butter cat."
"Oh wow that guy that went viral yesterday thinks healthcare should be free. A real butter cat."
by Wooshie January 25, 2022

by Cuchiecoo June 28, 2018
