by Xach Smith January 6, 2009
Get the I Am Beowulfmug. the three magical words that get a girl into bed.
the three magical words that make a girl (or anyone, i suppose) happy. make her feel good about herself, etc.
the three magical words that most with half a brain can tell when are part of a lie.
should only ever be followed by the words "i love you too"--certainly not "i love seeing you" or "i love spending time with you." those are sure to mess up the situation... completely mess it up.
the only words that can ever mean anything real (emotionally.) but usually don't.
the three magical words that make a girl (or anyone, i suppose) happy. make her feel good about herself, etc.
the three magical words that most with half a brain can tell when are part of a lie.
should only ever be followed by the words "i love you too"--certainly not "i love seeing you" or "i love spending time with you." those are sure to mess up the situation... completely mess it up.
the only words that can ever mean anything real (emotionally.) but usually don't.
person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love you too.
person 1: so...
person 2: lets make hot monkey love!
person 1: OKAY!
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girl 1: he said he loves me.
girl 2: oh, that is so sweet. you deserve each other. you're perfect for each other.
girl 1: i just love him so much.
girl 2: awwwww. i'm so jealous.
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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i just met you, i'm not sleeping with you.
person 1: *looks down at the ground* it was worth a try.
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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love... spending time with you.
(then person 1 doesn't call back)
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this last one doesn't need an explanation
person 2: i love you too.
person 1: so...
person 2: lets make hot monkey love!
person 1: OKAY!
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girl 1: he said he loves me.
girl 2: oh, that is so sweet. you deserve each other. you're perfect for each other.
girl 1: i just love him so much.
girl 2: awwwww. i'm so jealous.
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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i just met you, i'm not sleeping with you.
person 1: *looks down at the ground* it was worth a try.
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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love... spending time with you.
(then person 1 doesn't call back)
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this last one doesn't need an explanation
by eggsovereasy July 22, 2004
Get the i love youmug. A completely arbitrary and pathetic way to excuse any sort of behavior. By defining an action or ideal as "how you roll", you make whatever you're describing perfectly acceptable to any and all audiences. After all, it's how you roll.
Girl: Hey, what's wrong with you, grabbing a stranger's boobs in public?
Guy: Sorry, it's just how I roll.
Girl: Okay, that's fine then.
Guy: Sorry, it's just how I roll.
Girl: Okay, that's fine then.
by VAZero January 14, 2008
Get the how I rollmug. This "word" was coined in early to mid 2004, by players of the videogame Socom II for Playstation 2.
It describes a player who uses an unfair weapon, the IW80. This weapon generates a large number of headshots, as it has little to no recoil while shooting fully automatic. Thus, the people who use it are I-dub-nubs.
It can be broken down quite simply as follows: i-dub-nub = IW80 newb. but, pronounced eye-duhb-nuhb.
This is a unique word in that, it was most certainly not created untill socom II came out in late 03, and in fact, it is rearley used since late 04, because most of the people that once used this word, have now banned this weapon from legitimate matches. A word that, although used alot for a period of 6 months, has begun to disappear! to find this rare word still being used, you might try some of the e-seals servers on socom 2, but, it may no longer exist!
It describes a player who uses an unfair weapon, the IW80. This weapon generates a large number of headshots, as it has little to no recoil while shooting fully automatic. Thus, the people who use it are I-dub-nubs.
It can be broken down quite simply as follows: i-dub-nub = IW80 newb. but, pronounced eye-duhb-nuhb.
This is a unique word in that, it was most certainly not created untill socom II came out in late 03, and in fact, it is rearley used since late 04, because most of the people that once used this word, have now banned this weapon from legitimate matches. A word that, although used alot for a period of 6 months, has begun to disappear! to find this rare word still being used, you might try some of the e-seals servers on socom 2, but, it may no longer exist!
"Wow, this clan has alot of i-dub nubs, I will post about it on gamebattles and hopefully get the weapon banned."
"it is unfair to be on the terrorist team with all of these i-dub nubs on the seals. lets pick seals next map, well show them what it's like to be i-dub nubbed." used as a verb!
"it is unfair to be on the terrorist team with all of these i-dub nubs on the seals. lets pick seals next map, well show them what it's like to be i-dub nubbed." used as a verb!
by gavin ([cv2] kenny b.) June 4, 2005
Get the i -dub-nubmug. by Thyself_Fallon September 14, 2021
Get the I hate it heremug. Jane: i love you, mom.
Mother: Love you too.
Jane's Boyfriend: Hey jane, just wanted to say i love you.
Jane: err....
Mother: Love you too.
Jane's Boyfriend: Hey jane, just wanted to say i love you.
Jane: err....
by talex September 22, 2012
Get the I love youmug. A phrase used by actor Russell Brand in the movie Get Him To The Greek which simply mean to have sex in an extreme way
by NewComer92 September 29, 2010
Get the I would grind thatmug.