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This Ain't Youtube 

When someone puts something that isn't real or does something really moronic on a website in hopes of getting a high rating and/or lots of thumbs up.
Urban Dictionray:shark porn?dayturnal??macaroni and sneeze??? What the fuck this ain't Youtube!!!!

A Local News station: Give our Facebook page 25,000 thumbs and we'll donate $25,000 to the humane society. My reaction: what a bunch of fame whores. Don't they realize this ain't Youtube???
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You ain't no muslim bruv 

A shout of derision towards any member of IS or Daesh
Person 1: This is for Syria!
Person 2: You ain't no Muslim bruv

Ain’t no Jimmie on the LO-LO

A word used to assure a friend or companion that their current situation is optimal, despite all possible doubt.
Hey man, don’t worry re-payin’ for me for the movie tickets. Ain’t no Jimmie on the LO-LO!

You ain’t wrong 

A phrase, typically used in southeastern US, to concede that someone may be right in pointing out a problem, but either lack a solution or have a bad solution. They’re not wrong, but they also aren’t right.
Jimbo: “I’m not gonna vote. A two party system limits my options. Why should I go out and vote for a candidate I don’t prefer? It’s always the lesser of two evils.”

Mike: “Well, you ain’t wrong Jimbo.”
You ain’t wrong by Dnalyaw October 28, 2020
A ratted Alfie T will question if you are afraid of silence
Alfie T is a good yute
Alfie T, you’re a good yute for that- Mr Crane 2022
Alfie T by Big naughty pum November 9, 2022

If she ain’t vipin’, we ain’t pipin’ 

If a woman isn’t wearing viper sunglasses, then we don’t have sex with her.
Man, does she have vipers on?
Nah, she doesn’t. Remember- if she ain’t vipin’, we ain’t pipin’