Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.

"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"

by Anamiz January 31, 2021

wet pineapple flower

a pineapple flower but its not dry but its WET

1: today i ate a wet pineapple flower
2: :why are you even here?

by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025

WeT HiP

We Try Hard in Pubs

"Payne tries hard in pubs, he is a WeT HiP"

by Appetite March 29, 2008

Wet Nelson

Like a wet Willy, but in the nose.

I gave Johnny a Wet Nelson earlier

by SavageSara February 22, 2021

wet

usually used if your a British roadman to describe something that is “cringe” or a threat to their toxic masculinity

“mans don’t do that, that’s propa wet!”

by booboobooboodaddy February 2, 2021

wet andy

the act of nutting in a girls mouth and scooping some out with your finger and shoving your finger in her ear

1) did you and yo girl take it to the next level?
2) hell yeah i just gave her a wet andy
1) nasty ass

by dischargegulper420 August 13, 2025

Wet Winslow

When your absolutely hammered off of spooky dookies and Señor Francis’ and piss yourself while doing a cross chop

Colton and Alex had a wet Winslow last night after chugging too many Señor Francis’ at the beach house

by The Jacking Force Wizard January 9, 2024