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Magic John Screen Protector

Cheap Chinese screen protectors that are very well made and have fully automatic adhesion and a 28° privacy angle
"Have you tried out the Magic John Screen Protectors?" "I hear they are the best in the business."
by GUSFR1NG September 16, 2022
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One John Deere Town

A small town that once was a thriving agricultural center but is now empty with one old rusty John Deere sitting in a field of
weeds surrounded by falling down barns and houses.
Where I grew up was once a great farming community but since Grandpa died it's deteriorated to a One John Deere town.
by jsd9632 December 5, 2011
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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.
Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."
by xxylvii July 25, 2021
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Beat up John Cena

The act of beating the shit out of professional wrestler and actor John Cena.
"I'm gonna wrap some presents for my kids, with my hot Asian wife... and then I'm gonna BEAT UP JOHN CENA!"
by KeepOnRollinBayBay March 10, 2020
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Very hard anal with John

When one decides to have anal with a close friend named John, commonly used as being gay but with the phrase “no homo”it will not be gay.
Homie 1:I’ve been thinking about having some very hard anal with John

Homie 2:bro what the fuck
by MrTacoLad October 19, 2021
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that thang that killed john wayne

Hella fire marijuana. Frequently used by the one and only Snopp Dogg aka Your Host wit The Most aka Finding Nemo aka Nemo Hoes.
*hits blunt* mmm, mmm. It's that thang that killed John Wayne
by giulianul April 10, 2022
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John F. Kerry

"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!
by Pat May 13, 2005
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