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myspace fucking 

Myspace fucking is something that a man or woman gives or receeves over myspace.
It is where a boy and girl have a conversation of often affectionate messages or comments making farfetched plans and being flirtacious.

Myspace fucking can be innocent and fine however some women see no harm in receeving a myspace fucking whilst their status lies "in a relationship". this is the work of a myspace whore and thus another reason why myspace whores should be avoided at all costs.
"hey dude, im totaly myspace fucking this girl, she's cool"
"sweet!"

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"Im fed to fuck up of you being such a myspace whore, you're constantly myspace fucking other guys, get out of my sight"
"oh noez"
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ninja fucking unicorn 

boy who has a large pimple on his ear that is like the rainbow, and has 2 small polka dots on the inside on them. this pimple dangles down to his balls. they make his balls smell like dirty spider webs. that are like the rainbow :) and when you run into a wall you turn into a ninja but can change to the colors of its soroundings and when you hit some one they turn pink and puff away into a booby. and if some one happens to take you to the hospital just say, a panda bit my nose off. and then give them the evil hamster in your pocket and say its a gift from budah, and then on your way home be sure to ride your elephant to Target for a box of tampons so you can give his boyfriend a dirty qujuan and then run off to your mexican lover in japan.to save him frooooooom godzilla!!!!!!!!!!
boy: man my pimple just grows by the minute!

girl: omg! was that a panda that just bit your nose!?

boy: ahhh take me to the hospital!

girl: did you give the nice man your evil hamster you got from budha?

boy: ya but i cant find my elephant......

girl: well you bes get yer lazy ass up an find it cuz i got a suprise for you.

...LATER...

boy: okay i found it.

....WHAM!.....

boy: eww what the fuck wass that?!

girl: thatd be a dirty qujuan well i gotta go and save my mexican lover in japan from godzilla now

..ring..ring..

boys lover: godzilla no!!!!!

godzilla:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

girl and mexican lover: nooo dont eat us!!!!!

boy: hahaha damn that sucks.

BAM a ninja fucking unicorn was born

pitty fucking 

Pitty fucking is the act of sticking your solid hard erection into a woman/mans armpit, and procede to fuck them as if it were a vagina or butthole.
Jeffs dick was sore and red after Heidi and him got done pitty fucking.Her pit was very dry and smelly.
pitty fucking by Jeff favs April 2, 2005

really fucking awesome 

expressing outright displeasure disguised as joy
oh look.. my new Tesla just got swallowed by a sinkhole "really fucking awesome!"

pussy fucking 

To fuck the hell out of a pussy.
I was pussy fucking Alexa yesterday that shit was good.

Brain fucking 

The act of inserting ones penis in a persons ear and literally fucking someone else’s brain
Guy 1: how did your wife die again?
Guy 2: we were brain fucking a bit to hard

I Fucking Hate You

This means to kindly great yourself to your friends and other people you meet
I fucking hate you, thank you that made me happy thank you.