dick sandwich

The act of two males slapping an individual on either side of his or her face simultaneously with their penis'. The act is performed while the victim is not unexpecting, preferably while sleeping. The individual's face is "sandwiched between the two penis', hence the name "dick sandwich."

Josh: Hey, Mark
Mark: Yea Josh
Josh: Sean passed out... wanna give him a Dick Sandwich?
Mark: Hell Yea!!!
Mark and Josh: DICK SANDWICH!!!! (while performing the act)

by Sterling Forester March 24, 2008

Drop the Dick

The act of gently placing one's penis on a female's shoulder, asserting yourself as the dominant member of the relationship.

Quack: Yo dude that chick is hot, but she's being a prude.
Kelly C: Homie, drop the dick, show her who's boss!

by itsmekellyc May 6, 2010

Dick slave

1)An individual who is a complete and total subject of the male genetalia, one who craves the precences of dick in their being with a readieness to insert it in their mouth.

2)One whom loves dick and is a total fag stick.

3) A little bAby back bitch thats pissing you off and is being a little ass muffin.

GOD dawm! you fucking ass mucher! ahhhh stop being such a little dick slave and lay off my wang!

man joeys a little bitch ass dick slave, he just wont stop breathing over my angry beaver.

by Amothar February 16, 2007

Pussy Dick

When a man doesn't wash his dick after sex and it still smells of vagina.

Bob had sex with his girlfriend and then went straight to work. Later when her went to the bathroom he smelled he had Pussy dick.

by NxTgEnPwNz June 11, 2009

hard dick

Either:
a) A misspelling for hard disk. Usually ends up extremely funny to whoever is reading it because of the second definition...
b) A erection.

a) (as you might see on a tech support forum somewhere) my hard dick wont boot up?!?!?!? what's wrong!?#@?? help!!!!
b) Viagra will give you a hard dick...

by very amused... August 15, 2007

dick dunk

a.k.a. - pecker splash,water wiener,dick dip, cock splash, etc.
Dick dunk is a term used when you cop a squat to take a shit & your pecker tip dangles down into the toilet water. An absolutely horrible occurance that requires an immediate sink splash.

Oh, I had to take a mega shit & I had no time to drive home so I had to use the gas station lou. It was ripe in there & to make matters worse, I did a little dick dunk when I sat down, so I had to do a sink splash before I even got a chance to shit.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

Dick Snot

Male ejaculant that just needs to be shot out ASAP.

After suffering with blue balls for at least 3 hours, Jennie came over and pulled the lanyard on my meat cannon thus spraying my dick snot all over her succulent breasts.

by Pepper November 2, 2004