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lemon chocolate

when a person, usually female, doesn't wipe after going to the toilet and as a result her underwear gets colored in yellow and brown
After coming home from the camping trip, Stacey had a lemon chocolate.

"Ew, she seems like a lemon chocolate kind of girl."
by swagonyouswaggie December 19, 2020
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Triple Chocolate Divorce

A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea
Did you hear about Kevin? He and his wife did a triple chocolate divorce
by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023
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Chocolate Thumper

A male with a preference for performing anal penetration.
I know he's straight but I reckon he's a Chocolate Thumper
by Yorkshirecunt July 23, 2025
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Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone

Mike: I think I have a new fetish. White dudes with big black cocks.

Matt: Ohh you like that Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone?!
by ModernDrunkard May 24, 2016
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Chocolate Thunder

You shit your pants so hard, so furiously, so INSURMOUNTABLY, so ABHORRENTLY hard, you burn a hole through your pants. Or at least leave a mark that looks like a gaping black hole was painted into your jeans from your asshole.
"RRRGHHH... RRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" -Patient mid surgery
"QUICK! Hurry up the procedure! He's about to go into chocolate thunder phase!" -Anxious nurse aside the surgeon
by engineerfishmen February 20, 2021
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jashan's chocolates

The hard circular poop that comes out when you are constipated. It resembles the shit of a rabbit.
Yeah man I'm so constipated all I could shit out was jashan's chocolates
by lekshuu October 10, 2019
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Chocolate fountain

When having intense oral sex with a female and it causes the female to have intense diarrhea.
My girlfriend had a chocolate fountain after I went down on her I had to get new sheets.
by Jeakes January 31, 2023
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