Bus fucked

3 or more buses entering an establishment in quick succession.

Look Burger King is getting bus fucked right now, lets go to McDonald's.

by Teacher Ted June 7, 2014

Piggy fucking

When you fuck a fat girl and you make her keep her shirt on so you won't see her fat jiggling.

I was piggy fucking Keisha all night, she is a big bitch.

by Lo77 October 28, 2014

perpetually fucked

the act of being fucked by life despite desperate attempts to try again and make things go your way

friend: "how did that interview go dude?"
you: "horrible man I'm just perpetually fucked"

by ghost is the shit December 27, 2014

crusty fuck

An older individual who is dirty in appearance and also an asshole.

"Did you see that old man hit our car with his shopping cart, what a crusty fuck!"

by Travvykenj December 10, 2013

fuck-wozzle

A little dipshit that thinks they're bad when they aint

Thomas E the guy I went to school with is a fuck-wozzle

by zmw33 January 25, 2015

Oblivious Fuck

A person (typically a guy) that has no idea they could smash if they just asked. Oblivious fucks tend to be the unknowing putting a girl in the friend zone

Girl 1 -"God I'd fuck Jake in a heart beat if he'd stop calling me bro and take me to a movie."

Girl 2-"don't bother he'll always be an oblivious fuck"

by Ramdomchick268 February 25, 2015

finkle fuck

When someone is acting like a prick.

Eduardo is acting like a finkle fuck today!

by bananafuck September 12, 2015