some shitty school with some afro mf as the lunch ap and fights like every week and have to wear clear backpacks for no reason
by watkins sucks🙏 September 10, 2021
Get the Watkins Middle Schoolmug. selden middle school is the shittiest slob house i have ever seen this school sucks dick almost everyone cheats everyone smells bad like gabe perlman and madden tell ms dobert suck my dick and tell carmine he eats dick and i shoot his ass ong also that one nigga thats in 7th his name zachary maresca he sucks dick and he is weird another nigga and this other girl named emely sophia her middle name she suck dick ong her head go crazy she fucked her 19 year old step brother and shes a hoe anyways that one teacher Mr weaver eats dick mr miller is not funny he looks like mr incredible he should end something he has and he is ugly but a nigga i do like jaycob he chill but he be annoyin sometimes antonio pazary he chill he be splittin bread wit me so w ima list all the ws tyler barone anthony grippi gavin cleary dylan cleary valentino ms diaz kaiden smith dylan the short one myr james zachary
by Selden MIddle School January 9, 2024
Get the Selden Middle Schoolmug. A school filled with weird ass emo kids, annoying ass wannabe gangsters who think it's hot to have their pants below their asscheeks, and curly haired edgars who say the n word. All the girls are here make we want to jump off a three story building and they get a new boyfriend every week and think they are above everybody because they carry around reuseable lululemon bags and wear $100 lululemon leggings and jackets that they begged their mommy for. The teachers here also assign an ungodly amount of homework. Wanna use the restroom? sure! Just be aware that they are filled with kids vaping, white girls recording goofy ass tiktoks, and there is a 98% chance the the toilet is clogged! We've also been threatened to get bombed 3 times this year! Gotta love WMS!
by lyssyhasaglock June 26, 2023
Get the J.W Williams Middle schoolmug. an extremely rare type of middle schooler that doesnt try to become popular or get a girl. usually actually care about their grades, have an actual attention span, and think about other people's feelings first.
gets more common in high school years, since the rowdy little shits gain a few more braincells
gets more common in high school years, since the rowdy little shits gain a few more braincells
Person 1: Dude, Kid 1 actually tries to help out in the classroom instead of shouting.
Person 2: Yeah, they're a respectful middle schooler.
Person 2: Yeah, they're a respectful middle schooler.
by icicle57 October 9, 2025
Get the respectful middle schoolermug. istg this school makes me wanna shit my pants. The teachers here don’t care abt the fights that happen here they just let it happen. You wanna live? Don’t go here. Also prettu sure on early dissmissal days they all fuck each other during team meetings (colonial orgy ig?)
by peepee222 July 5, 2023
Get the Colonial Middle Schoolmug. by I wanna die 2.3 January 30, 2019
Get the Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019mug. Eckstein is a bum ass school that is ruled by the annoying teachers and critters. I would rather listen to Gucci Gang by Lil Pump on repeat for 5 days straight than spend another year here. If you're at lunch, be aware, you will get touched in the lunch line by other men if you are male. Eckstein is the place where Bill Cosby would be allowed to teach Sex-Ed and also get to serve complimentary drinks to students in the bathroom. If Alcatraz was heaven, Eckstein would be Purgatory. With the exception of a few teachers, the staff is awful and low-down. This place is full of scheming, rotten, stenchful, atrocious, and scummy felons in the making. The math teachers are pretty good though, especially one who is the best, who also teaches geometry, if we aren't naming anybody. Most of the people who reside here are swiftocrats if we're talking about political views. Do NOT insult Taylor Swift in front of anybody who appears female unless you wish to be tortured for the rest of time by the Super Starbucks Swifties, also known as S.S.S. who have already taken the life out of many students. I don't know if I'll be able to survive in this porta-potty mosh pit for much longer, I'm more likely to die here than a malnourished 95 year old dwarf at astroworld, please send a rescue helicopter or something. To all the sixth-graders out there, you best get your menace on when I'm in high school. Highschool better be an upgrade. Just a few more months til I can get out of this joint.
Eckstein Middle School: A terrible Place
"I went to Eckstein Middle School"
"Zesty ass mf get tf away you goblin-looking, stanky ass, built like shrek's stillborn brother, basement residing critter"
"I went to Eckstein Middle School"
"Zesty ass mf get tf away you goblin-looking, stanky ass, built like shrek's stillborn brother, basement residing critter"
by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) January 9, 2024
Get the Eckstein Middle Schoolmug.