bug seeker

Someone who seeks to acquire an infectious disease, i.e. hep C, HIV, Lyme Disease in order to gain disability benefits.

Sally spent many hours in the woods during the summer hoping to get bitten by a tick! She is a bug seeker.

by vinniemilagro April 29, 2014

razor seeded

To get fucked up upside down

Bro, let's get razor seeded this weekend

by 058satan January 27, 2015

Lung Seed

It's actually a slang word for tonsil stone. They form in your tonsils, completely harmless but you do form them and they're gross and they smell disgusting and yeah.

I was really annoyed because I could see the lung seed in my throat and I had been trying to cough it up all frkn day

by KawaiiMaster May 8, 2014

Bead Seed

A viscous fluid that clings to anal beads and usually consist of semen, fecal matter, lubricants, etc... In certain areas of the U.S. this is referred to as "anal sludge" or "dirty seed".

"Cathy and I had a great session last night until I pulled out her last anal bead. A few drops of bead seed squirted on my face but I was a trooper and mounted her nether region".

by Vag Invader June 8, 2014

Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 8, 2014

dick seek

When a girl looking to fuck in a party.

girl 1: gurl you going out tonight?
girl 2: yeah im going dick seeking in da club

by nigawitagun June 26, 2015

flame seeker

A person who surfs the internet looking to post inflammatory messages in the hopes of starting a heated argument whose only purpose is to get you mad and hot.

I've learned from experience, after wasting days in Internet debates, how to spot a flame seeker; they just post whatever they think will piss you off without having a real opinion on the subject.

by Achilles_ny September 8, 2015