[fucked].com

say if u have a test or exam and you didnt prepare for it.....

Jesus....im fucked.com!!

by Padraig L December 17, 2008

Fucking Invincible

A proclamation made after surviving against insurmountable odds in the midst of calamity and danger, often to the bewilderment of bystanders.

I got two words for you. Fucking Invincible.

by Haggismaximus February 18, 2009

fuck dialing

Making unintended phone calls while fucking. Generally caused when someone leaves a cell phone on the bed, causing random buttons to be pressed during sex.

Similar to ass dial.

After fuck dialing girlfriends other boyfriend last night at 2am, he got a little pissed.

by busted! October 23, 2008

velvet fuck

Tongue fucking.

Sassy,
I can't wait till I have your ass high in the air and you feel my balls slamming against your ass. That will be after a velvet fuck (you know, when your man tongue fucks your ass).

by Noony Moush March 12, 2014

Buckle fucked

When you sit down in a car and the seat belt buckle jams up your ass.

Holy shit John just got Buckle fucked so hard he's crying.

by Mr. D Spiers May 30, 2014

Bus fucked

3 or more buses entering an establishment in quick succession.

Look Burger King is getting bus fucked right now, lets go to McDonald's.

by Teacher Ted June 7, 2014

Piggy fucking

When you fuck a fat girl and you make her keep her shirt on so you won't see her fat jiggling.

I was piggy fucking Keisha all night, she is a big bitch.

by Lo77 October 28, 2014