A teenage male who likes to go from girl to girl, but always ends back up with the skanky hoe bag. Often shave basketball or football numbers into the back of their heads to look "Macho"
Girl One: Ew, whos that dude walking around with that skanky hoe?
Girl Two: That's *name* . He plays foot ball and basket ball.
Girl One: OMG, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!
Girl Two: I know! He is SUCH a douche hair!
Girl Two: That's *name* . He plays foot ball and basket ball.
Girl One: OMG, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!
Girl Two: I know! He is SUCH a douche hair!
by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmmnb February 22, 2012
Get the Douche Hairmug. /do͞oSH/
Noun
1. Person who uses flattery and any other means possible to get a girl
2. An obnoxious bastard who mooches off of family and friends and is a complete and total ass to everyone.
Adjective
1. Does not describe Joon even though he likes to wear hat backwards
Noun
1. Person who uses flattery and any other means possible to get a girl
2. An obnoxious bastard who mooches off of family and friends and is a complete and total ass to everyone.
Adjective
1. Does not describe Joon even though he likes to wear hat backwards
by physics rock October 29, 2015
Get the Douchemug. a boy in seventh grade in texas named Gray Ballweg. he decided to ask his girlfriend for n00des and then she said no so he dumped her. THAT'S WHAT DOUCHEBAGS DO!
by ratcumonmyface April 1, 2020
Get the douche bagmug. by nooneyoullfindout October 5, 2012
Get the douche bagmug. A mental and full body cringe or shudder, in an involuntary manner, stemming from the disdain of a douche
With his frosted tips, goatee, and Affliction t-shirt, I couldn't help but get automatic douche chills
by Jackabeee February 3, 2020
Get the Douche Chillsmug. by deadlykitty August 28, 2006
Get the douche pigmug. A person that thinks they're good at a sport, posting constant shit about "grinding😈" Only to then riding the bench come season and complain.
by idubbbz2020 November 29, 2016
Get the Douche Bagmug.