Cunt Barget

Noun: Someone who is a hypocrite in the douchiest ways possible.

Adjective: Word used by teenagers to describe hypocritical and/ or unfair teachers.

Student1: Man, I can't believe what a cunt barget our language arts teacher is.

Student2: I know right?

Student1: I mean, we both try just as hard as each other. We'll even have the same arguments and she'll bee totally on board with you but not give a shit about it when I'm talking about it.

Student2: Yeah, she's totally a cunt barget.

by RandyRubix August 10, 2016

mustache cunt

An offensive word used against people with mustaches, used especially as an expression of anger

Come here you little mustache cunt

by Drew Gilpin Faust September 16, 2016

cunt hug

When a woman's vagina clamps down on a man's penis.

Man, Sammy totally cunt hugged me last night. It was painful but also amazing.

by xXlolPantsXx October 1, 2016

Mini Cunt

Same as applies for BMW owners as they share the same company owners.

Normally respectable person jumps behind the wheel of a mini and is instantly a Cunt. Please not this does not apply to a classic mini.

You're a mini cunt

by Jeff banks October 22, 2016

cunt rocket

when u shoot into the cunt

Last night I cunt rocketed your wife, latasha.

by Clit Clapper69 December 6, 2016

twinkle cunt

When a young women uses too much glitter make up but still acts prude.

Look at all those twinkle cunts getting free drinks from blue balls over there!

by jugglemynuttz November 9, 2015

Cunt Collared

Someone who after having sex with a woman, falls so foolishly in love that he/she would do anything to keep her pleased even denying His/Her own self

He/She was so cunt Collared that when he caught her having sex with someone else, he begged her not too leave him?her, sometimes even giving her gifts to maintain the rights to the cunt

by Fact One February 29, 2016