Chocolate smooch

The act of defecating on a woman's labia then providing oral sex

I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches from those lips !

by Dr Dill Doe March 5, 2025

Chocolate martini

When she finishes pegging you and then she urinates in your anus

Tammy my butthole is throbbing.

Charles would you like me to pee in it?
Yes Tammy, I would love a chocolate martini!

by G Kett April 7, 2023

Chocolate Dip-stick

The act of inserting one's penis deep into the anal cavity and pulling out to see it covered in brown fecal matter.

John: Man last night was rough...
Tyler: What happened?
John: My girl wanted to try anal last night and she got shit all over my dick!

Tlyer: Ha! You got a Chocolate Dip-stick

by MR.MANGUY667 June 6, 2022

Chocolate

it can mean anything, like you can use it in anyway

LILLY: "i am going to the movies"
JACK: "that's chocolate"

or it can be

RON: " i just ate my house"
JACK: " that is chocolate"

by WHYAMISOINGTHIS67 February 2, 2024

Chocolate Dip

An extremely kinky sexual act, in which fecal matter is wiped all over the chin and up over the lip, creating a goatee of shit.

Asshole 2: Damn dude, I was so hammered last night I gave this total babe a fuckin Chocolate Dip.
Asshole 1: Oh, thats cool I guess. Hey, you got a razor? I feel like a grew a fuckin goatee over night.
Asshole 2: Oh fuck.

by Billy Buttcrack July 29, 2011

chocolate smeller

when a Chinese-American puts nutella on your asshole and sniffs it off with his nose.

REN : Yo sexy
Grace: Hey babes
REN: Damn shortie you sexy
Grace: what would you do to me?
REN: I wanna sniff nutella off your butt-hole
Grace: You're a dirty chocolate smeller

by Patrick Love/Hate ...GOD BLESS November 25, 2014

Chocolate Wombat

The act of gifting someone a chocolate representation of a regional animal, such as a small marsupial or mammal, as a token of thanks.

D: Hey J, I brought you back this Chocolate Wombat from Australia as a thanks for that restaurant recommendation.

J: Uh, thanks. Do I have to eat it?

by PoopyMcGee November 7, 2012