Cheese Please Boogey

(v) - of or relating to the strangest imaginable sexual act or position.

Guy One: Did you ever hook up with that girl the other night dude?

Guy Two: Hell yea, then she gave me sass so I gave her the old cheese please boogey!

by Master Exploder 69 February 26, 2009

Melted cheese spread

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.

Judith I can't get in you're icing over, apply the melted cheese spread.

by Golden graham July 13, 2015

Cheese stick on the roof

When you nut in her hair, and you let it dry, effectively gluing your dick to her hair

Yo dude! Last night I was hitting and she didn’t want to swallow, so I hit her with a cheese stick on the roof.

by Gadal613 June 15, 2018

Mac n’ cheese

In America macaroni & cheese is widely regarded as a comfort food. The dish is prepared by cooking pieces of pasta (usually elbow macaroni, but can be made with other varieties) and folding in a Béchemel type of sauce, (where cheese has been melted along with flour, butter and milk or cream) once the pasta has been cooked and drained.

The first modern recipe for the dish was included in Elizabeth Raffald's 1770 book, The Experienced English Housekeeper. The dish was brought to America in 1802 by Thomas Jefferson and James Hemings.

Macaroni and cheese is widely regarded as an American favorite and classic comfort food.

Person 1: hey, whatcha eatin’?
Person 2: oh, mac n’ cheese!

by anonymous July 12, 2018

British Cum Cheese

When you have the most intense masturbation session and have the white sticky substance get stuck in the foreskin and you scream like an ole’ british chap

BLOODY FUCK HAROLD! I just had the most INSANE British Cum Cheese incident!

by CumCheese69 July 1, 2019

florida blue cheese

A soft form of smegma that is produced under ones scrotum after being exposed to Florida’s natural environment.

“I have a wicked batch of Florida Blue Cheese culturing in my britches”

by GlisteningGrannies October 12, 2017

Crusty dick cheese

98% of men have dick cheese yet they don't admit it. Crusty Dick Cheese is basically when men don't practice good hygiene and the hot mixture of cum and pee bonds together and ferments for a long time until it turns into cheese. Natural and healty, its high in Glucose, salt and has low calories.

Slut1: hey b*tch you evah tried crusty dick cheese no?
Slut2: no shit, wtf is dick cheese yo...
Slut1: r u cereal? u no slut then

by DeepThroating69 July 4, 2017