it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon

i know it
i just know it.

is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you

epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BenSav December 15, 2021

going all Scotland Yardy

When your man/woman didn’t reply to your messages for a while and you start digging for clues about why on social media or old text messages.

A: He hasn’t text me back in 3 days. I’ve read through all our past messages and I can’t find any clues...

B: Chill! Stop going all Scotland Yardy on him!

by Lilith666 April 6, 2019

Dick of all trades

A person who is incompetent in many different types of work.

He is utterly incompetent at everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024

all-festered-out

All-Festered-Out: All smoked out. Having smoked enough marijuana and don't want or need anymore. Can't get any higher.

No thanks. I'm all-festered-out!

by JopKatz December 7, 2015

All up in my area

When someone gets involved with your life or business without any good reason.

Kevin: Jesus christ, Alvin has been annoying us all the time now!
William: Yeah, he really has been all up in my area too!

by ᵒᵏᵏᵏB) December 31, 2016

All talk, no hawk

Used to describe a person that uses suggestive language to ingratiate themselves into a relationship or friend group with no intention or willingness to follow through.

The phrase originated in commentary on viral videos of "Hawk Tuah Girl" on TikTok.

That girl sounds like a freak, but she's all talk, no hawk.

by Strange Blacksmith June 20, 2024

all american chicken

a game that has plastic eggs and toys that may seem cheap but are worth the $0.50

“My goal in life is to empty all of the ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN games.”
“The ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN is god.”

“Kiss my ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN ring.”

by Jobobahan July 11, 2018