by LloydBanks89 November 23, 2021
Get the Alexmug. by FearingKarma October 11, 2021
Get the Alexmug. Where do I begin... Alex is one of those guys who is never going to be your top pick. He is never gonna have the sexiest body. He is never even gonna have a killer dick. But, what does Alex have? Money and time. When you are desperate, you are gonna go over to Alex's house, he will be ready to pay you for whatever you preform on him. It feels so wrong, after all, he lives just .4 miles away from the daddies on the path. However, everyone needs to start low and work their way up the latter. That is why Alex is there, he is just a starting point to sluttyness.
"Fuck man I just gave Alex head cuz I needed $20"
"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."
"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."
by D_sukaifykykyk August 14, 2022
Get the Alexmug. Only love in life is FORTNITE and touches himself over a sad game called COC!
Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.
Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.
Elijah 8——— Alex
Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.
Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.
Elijah 8——— Alex
by The Alex Burden April 9, 2019
Get the Alex Burdenmug. A man of many talents. A guy who can “juggle” whatever is thrown his way. He is a leader…. more precisely a “ring leader” at that. He loves playing with kids and blowing them animal shaped balloons at birthday parties. Alex was a class clown in highschool but is now just a clown in his adulthood. He is a b*tch.
by Connor crawlspace guy November 23, 2021
Get the Alexmug. by brad061 June 25, 2019
Get the alex weissmug. 