A not so smart boy, not to attractive either. Ugly,most people call him. He's gay and sexy. (No homo tho)
Alex is not good enough for her!
by Literally everybody November 20, 2018

A kid who dick rides jv football and band. 5’6 who wears the same north face outfits on repeat. if you ever see an alex, trip him, i would suggest spitting on him but he def likes that. make sure your bestfriends ugly bc he’ll most definitely get with them.
by iloveborderbunnies!! October 11, 2023

by ALEXCHEESEPRIME June 11, 2024

The insult Alex originated from the name of the biggest liar on earth. Alex is an insult to use when you know your friend is lying, out of their teeth for no reason. An example would be “I saw a crackhead steal two bags of weed from the tesco grocery isle”. You know that’s a fucking lie
Shut up alex
by Alex Rawlinson-Cook May 8, 2023

by asdfsghfdjkjuytrd January 30, 2024

The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably homecoming) in an outfit that is lackluster in style, not because your closet does not possess any type of better fit, but because your style is so horrendous. Upon arriving at said dance, you must also get your woman taken by a man who has been attempting to get people to call him a certain nickname for over a year.
by FUCKKKKKA2 November 22, 2021

Only love in life is FORTNITE and touches himself over a sad game called COC!
Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.
Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.
Elijah 8——— Alex
Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.
Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.
Elijah 8——— Alex
by The Alex Burden April 9, 2019
