deathcap

n. Headgear worn symbolically whilst pronouncing a death sentence. The traditional black mini-veil worn over the wig by venerable British Lord Justices has recently been supplanted by a tacky white USA ball cap available at the gift shop.

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Don’t make me put on the deathcap. You do not want to meet my little friend Canada.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2026

Death Refresh

"Death Refresh" (n.) — The act of compulsively clicking refresh while dreading the arrival of bad news, such as a rejection email, medical results, or an unwanted message.
Coined by Aaron Renfroe, March 20, 2026.

I was caught in a death refresh all day, waiting to hear back from my client.

by MossyMan65 March 20, 2026

Darth Skilad

Strongest Star Wars character of all time

Can even beat anakin Skywalker

Darth skilad killed a person

by aniggerskywalker July 21, 2025

Death Whore

Someone who makes every tragic death about them, pretending they knew them or were closer to them in order to garner sympathy.

An attention whore but for death.

Shyanne is a death whore attending funerals for people she never knew and posting about it for attention and sympathy.

by Thistownisvile August 21, 2025

Death

Death is when you die on earth. Depending on the god you believe or no god at all can change what happens to what you believe is the after life. Some go to heaven, some go to hell, some go to the vallhala. The thing is you'll never know if your god is real or fake if you believe in salvation, dinning with the gods and Odin himself, Or darkness. You live once, unless you belive in reincarnation. You live once so take chances, don't be afraid of rejection, you learn from everything that happens in your life, be a good human being. Help others. It can be terrifying to think there's nothing after death but what if there is. What if after you die on earth your with all your pasted loved ones and more. Have a good life, live the life you want to live. Remember you live once so use your life wisely.

Child: what if there is not god? What if there's nothing but the darkness like in a cave.

Parents: believe

Child: but what if after death there is no life. There is no god. We're just dead.....

by Itsamebobvy August 21, 2025

Darth Maul Water Hose

When you're sick and spewing from both ends.

Guy 1: "Aw man, last week I was so sick, I was on the toilet and I had to do a Darth Maul Water Hose."
Guy 2: "Gross, don't tell me about that."

by ArtOfMecha May 17, 2025

Death by cockshot

When a man blows a load down your throat and it goes down the windpipe

Omg it's suffocating me! I'm gonna unalive from death by cockshot

by Hac6395 June 5, 2025