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I'm too drunk to taste this chicken 

1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever
Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"

general tso's chicken 

A popular Chinese take out dish made of chicken glazed in a sweet and salty sauce.

Often confused with the similar but different kung pow chicken.
I had general tso's chicken for dinner last night.

water chicken 

1) A duck.
2) A person who routinely participates in unwise or ill-planned actions, then feels jaded at the negative consequences. For concision, it is at the moment of realisation or epiphany of the mistake, just as the jaded feeling, embarrassment and regret begins to kick in, that the perpetrator is at his peak of waterchickeniness.
1) "A water chicken is a duck!"
2) "You had to pull the string and spring the trap, didn't you... You water chicken."

Woop Chicken 

Whoop Chicken: The smoking of high quality crystal meth through an compatible electronic device.
"Hey Tim what's that you're smoking on?" "This here Gary is E-Meth it's the top of the white crystal crunch mountain. We call it getting gakked up on woop chicken."
Woop Chicken by SkippyMeTimbers August 21, 2018

Bitch this chicken is cold 

What you say after your bitch makes underheated fried chicken, followed by a slap to the face.
bitch: Here daddy.

you:omnom.. 0.0...Bitch this chicken is cold!
*SLAP*

robot chicken

one of the funniest new shows on cartoon Network's "Adult Swim".

Created By Seth Green - Uses classic toys to do crazy sick shit.
robot chicken is as funny as watching an old person slip and fall, so you turd fucking mother fuckers better watch it.
robot chicken by I forget March 2, 2005