The New School 

Where admissions officers scour the globe, round up the most radical/artistic/generally eccentric people they can find, and bring them to Greenwich Village to earn degrees.

Legendary for the disproportionately high number of famous writers, artists, and musicians it has produced.

For public safety, the university really should have a sign in front of it reading: "Abandon all hope, ye conservatives who enter here." It's just not right to deny people of a fair warning.

Kerry: *points upwards* Look! People rioting on a roof!
Bob: That's one of The New School's buildings.
Kerry: Oh...

The New School by PlaywrightX December 13, 2009

oathall school 

Shittest school going, turning into a prison. Full of wet kids looking for fights 24/7. Looks like theres been a bombing in half the school, full of asslicks and foreign teachers that don't speak english."

'Oathall school is the worst school going, its so peak'

oathall school by Ray x x November 18, 2017

Alexander Galt Reginal High School 

Alexander Galt also known as Galt is one of the very few English public high schools in the Eastern Townships. The school has an average of about 1000 students attend every year. The building was built by a prison architect which explains the lack of windows, the never ending cement walls, the large gated and fenced property.

The school has several different groups such as the hockey boys, the smokers, the f*boys, f*ckgirls, the druggies, the Chinese, the rednecks, etc. The rednecks are the largest in numbers, they are easily spotted trying to blend in lockers to avoid supervisors in their camo hats, pants and sweaters. They can easily be followed by the trail cow sh*t they leave behind from their work boots. They tend to stay in groups roaming the halls or checking girls out in the cafeteria halls.

The school has little to no money. All the money is invested into sports teams that usually don't even make the playoffs. Budget cuts occur often for example the 2016-2017 agenda's or clocks.

Every year the school puts on an atrocious talent show that is almost entirely made up of the dance class students that are blackmailed into doing it in order to get passing grade. The dances are the cringiest thing your eyes will ever see. The show also consist of at least 3 bad singers and an 8 minute long drum solo.

l'm almost as broke as Galt. (Alexander Galt Reginal High School)

Alexander Galt Reginal High School by stealing.sleep November 28, 2016

british vietnamese international school 

A camouflage vietnamese school that sucking (took) its budget from the british international school. Many children here suffers from heightism and debts.

Jun: You know what's worse than capitalism?
Tom: what
Jun: british vietnamese international school!
Tom: Damn straight

british vietnamese international school by DucHuy-peasant February 21, 2022

Newsome High School 

A high school in florida full of rich douches and snobby bitches.

I hate those tools at newsome high school.

Newsome High School by wickedpisah May 2, 2014

Freedom middle school 

The hell hole where children eat shitty food, jerk off, mess around, break up, make out, get rejected, and “learn”

Also includes a large variety of annoying teachers. (I won’t list their names here out of “respect”) and did I mention that the bathrooms are completely unsanitary. Yeah no soap barely ever water and if you wonna dry your hands just wipe them off on your shirt.

But hey when you look past the shitty food, unsanitary bathrooms, shitty teachers, horrible WiFi, annoying kids, bad subjects, short lunches, no free time, it’s actually a “ok” place.

Did you hear about that hell-hole Freedom Middle School? Naw.

Freedom middle school by Kid from middle school December 19, 2018

East Lansing High School 

A black-supremacist high school where it's not safe to be white.

I want an education, instead of having to protect myself. I am white, so I will not be attending East Lansing High School.

East Lansing High School by iotbw January 28, 2023