Penis Wrench 

Jono Coleman being buggered by a donkey with a duck giving him pleasure at the same time

The time he went to Peterborough and asked a donkey if he do it with him and madonna. The donkey said no to madonna and yes to him. The donkeys mate the duck felt left out so they said he could join the que at the front. The duck didnt want to stop and still had his manhood clenched between his beaks when he ran off. And that is how penis wrench came about. PS. I was there too

Penis Wrench by Nathan Parker May 16, 2003

penis wrinkle 

an in sult or a malfuntoin of the male reprodutoin organ.

josh said....."look me in the eyes and keep a straight face".......penis wrinkle!

penis wrinkle by kyle March 22, 2005

Penis Tickler

A straw taped to a kangaroo that never existed in the first frame of the movie but is edited in every other frame from then on.

"Inception was a Penis Tickler"
"Juggling is impossible if you're dead. Penis Tickler"

Penis Tickler by AssGypsy October 15, 2011

penis pong 

while wearing a belt, the player tucks the paddle underneath their belt upside down. the players then proceed to play ping pong using the attached paddle using pelvic thrusts to hit the ball back and forth over the net.

Hump, set, spike! penis pong also referred to as pelvic pong

penis pong by Nikc B August 17, 2007

penis-weasel 

a person who willingly dicks you over for the sake of their own genetalia.

"Hey i saw john making out with you're girlfriend!"

"yeah he is quite the penis-weasel..."

penis-weasel by J-Meezy July 2, 2008

penis mixup 

When you get a blowjob and the girl rips off your dick and places it in her vagina so it looks like she has a dick.

John got a penis mixup with Kelly

penis mixup by hahaDoodlebob434343 October 20, 2008

Penis size 

The size of a male genital (and Transwomen if we use the cultural term gender), mainly in tetrapods. Dicks are great just like asshole, one for the gay gang.

Person one: Whats the Penis size?
Person two: You are a women, I dont want to let you know. I want to fuck a man

Penis size by greyideas get edgy December 27, 2020