milk penis

milk penis; a penis that you lose during the early stages of puberty in all normal male humans.

'my milk penis fell off yesterday! i'll have a new one in a few weeks'

by Dr J. Crome May 14, 2006

Ian penis

An abnormally tiny penis ranging from about 1 to 3.5 inches.

-That kid doesn't know what he's talking about.
-Well, I guess he's trying to make up for his Ian penis.

by 100010110 February 7, 2007

penis smoker

1) One who gives head...

2) A homosexual male

I bet she's a good penis smoker... ;)

Jake, quit acting like a Penis Smoker

by Big D March 1, 2003

beach penis

a tanned out penis: something that looks like srengs.

where did you get that beach penis?

i heard sreng is getting his beach penis today

by maximillion leg..acy July 7, 2009

Penis darts

the aftermath of smooking weed the next day

Boy A: It feels like a cylinder of pain! not just a pain on the surface but right through ! like...
Girl B: penis darts?!

by Tuna Tessticles January 9, 2010

Zebra Penis

A male sex organ that has the aesthetics of a male sex organ similiar to that of a person of dark skin, and a person of white skin combined.

Mike: Dude, that white guy's dick is HUUGE!
Fred: I know right? Must be a Zebra Penis...

by Dixie normous geddit? March 31, 2011

penis circle

A tightly constructed formation in a circle of men, preventing anyone one else from entering (usually girls of a less attractive manner, or uninteresting fellow males)

The needy virgin lost hope in acheiving sexual intercourse with her friends after the guys formed a penis circle.

by vaGina NaGrina January 5, 2008