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High School

The two words that make up the word fully describe the phrase. High. School. Especially the first one.
Guy #1: I go to high school!
Guy #2: How's the weed over there?
Guy #1: It was awesome.
by NoNamesNeeded March 8, 2015
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Elf School

1.a title given to any seemingly stupid or useless occupation.
Person 1: hey i heard you started a business..what do you do?

Person 2: Im a tree climbing consultant

Person 1: (shakes head) Elf School huh
by Lava Ranks March 13, 2010
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middle school

1.) Where everybody is so in a rush to grow up.

2.) (for boys) girls who won't even talk to you that you known since kindergarten.

3.) (for girls) boys who act like major assholes towards girls.

4.) dreams crushed that you have had since Elementary

5.) see hell
1. A middle schooler called emo on the first day blows bubbles in his milk.

Kid: GROW UP YOU BIG BABY

emo: ITS FUN

2.and 3. some kid talks to a girl and the girl says she is out of his league. some girl talks to her crush and he acts like a major asshole

4. teacher yells at you that you'll never accomplish anything.

5. The Government welcomes you to hell.

So middle schoolers listen fuck everything and don't listen to anything. You don't have to grow up until you are in high school because there are assholes who will try to jump you for not growing up. Fuck relationships they never last long anyway remember you can accomplish your dreams. If the teacher says otherwise you tell her to fuck off.
by One little hellian January 12, 2017
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School laptop

Most likely a Chromebook. Take 20 minutes to boot up. Your search history is mostly made up of Reddit and youtube videos. It is slower than those old computers
13 year old trying to be cool: hey wanna throw the school laptops on the floor 20 year old: I don't even go to school but sure 2 hours later... mom: I got a call from the school that they lost connection to your Chromebook, did you break it 13 year old: *cries*
by itzwinkeyy March 25, 2021
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private school

we wanna die and our parents forcing us to go to school is the only reason we wake up in the mornings
Mom:Larry it's time to go to private school
Larry:mom what is the reason to live life is an empty void that will always end in death
by private school girl 😜 November 9, 2019
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Skyline School

A school we’re weird people go. You may get lost here, J K, it is smaller than a grain of sand! It has a lot of similarities with a jail but at least a jail doesn’t have assigned seating at lunch! One of the teachers will say that she will kill you too so beware.
Wow, that kid is such a skyline schooler
by Bob the balding man September 27, 2018
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private school

A school that parents must pay for their children to attend. These schools are often part of a religious parish, but not always. If so, they will be called catholic or parochial schools, but if not, then a prep school. The tuition varies, from 10,000 to 2,000, but there are often breaks for parishioners and families with large children.

The kids are just about the same as public school kids. Private school kids often have stricter rules, and most wear uniforms. Nail polish, makeup, and hair dye are frowned upon, but it doesn't stop girls from making makeshift copies, often with whiteout. They curse, break things, get into fights, ect. They're are a few who believe that they are above everyone else for being in private school, but they are generally douchebags and you should ignore them.

Most schools have elementary and middle school together, and often only one or two homerooms, with about 40 kids in a single grade. Religion is a class in religious schools. For most, children of the parish who go to public school must go to sunday school there. They don't like private school kids for being prissy, and private school kids don't like these kids for destroying their desks.
I personally hate private school. Uniforms, religion class, rednecks, yuck! I can't wait to go to public school!
by crazysocks August 3, 2010
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