ur mom gay kid

The mom of a kid is gay

Person 1: bruh fuck off
Person 2: ur mom gay kid stfu
Person 1: *cries in the corner*

by Diego Rivas Slayer October 12, 2020

ur mom is beautiful 🤤

if u say this ur a fucking weirdo weirdman weird

im a weirdo and ur mom is beautiful 🤤

by imakeweirddefinitions January 19, 2023

when me and your mom

it is usually used with a Sutter but if you want to be fancy say really fast and run

"when me- me and- when your- mom- and I-"
"WHEN ME AND YOUR MOM" *runs*

by :)casper:) November 16, 2021

I love my mom

Thank your mom for me I wanna be like you like you

I love my mom :)

by Photo relisted meme 👁👄👁 November 2, 2022

Is Urban Dictionary my mom?

"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.

Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"

Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."

Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""

Or

Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care

by FelledJudge January 10, 2022

mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass

mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass means your mom is a fatass and the impostor that's sussy.42069 is your mom's address.japan has social credit for the ass.

it's used every time someone wants to say your mom is a fatass and the impostor that's sussy.42069 is your mom's address.japan has social credit for the ass.so instead of saying a long word.you say mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass.

by whymesus December 7, 2021

Cranking nineties on your mom

A euphemism for having sexual relations with somebodies' mother. Comes from "Cranking nineties" a term used in the game Fortnite.

"Alright, see you tomorrow."

"Bye, I'll be cranking nineties on your mom all night."

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 8, 2022