your mom 

A completely stupid thing to say when someone is pissed off or has just been burned, but can't think of anything better.

Dude, you suck at this game!

Yeah well... your mom!

your mom by TheBurninator December 10, 2003

Swoccer Mom from NJ 

A noice swoccer mom from Ventnor City, NJ.

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Swoccer Mom from NJ by Soccermomfromnj May 24, 2016

yer mom 

something to say to people to get them mad at you because people here it so much. so if you wanna nice old punch in the face you just say it till you cant talk no more

example
person #1: hi
person #2: YER MOM
person #1: SHUT UP SPED
person:#2: BITE ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

yer mom by chippy chipmunk June 10, 2005

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!

"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys! by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

step mom 

1. The hottest cheerleader in your high school class that your rich old dad just married and moved into your house and you can't stop thinking about boinking.

2. The 30 something Thai bargirl your dad just married and brought home that gives you a raging hard-on. See MILF.

1. "Ted, your mom's really hot! "Shut up Bill!"

2. Step mom "Son, will you put lotion on my back" BOING!

step mom by The Vampire LOGOS October 11, 2005

soccer mom

This is hilarious. I had no idea that people spent so much energy hating, of all people, a group of family dedicated women known as "soccer moms". I fit some definitions; I'm in my early 30's, drive a fuel inefficient SUV to lug my kids & their equiptment, the family dog and our mountain bikes or snow boards, for lack of a better choice of vehicles that can accomodate my lifestyle--but please, as if I had much choice. When a fuel efficient car that can accomodate my kids and our stuff is an option I'll buy it, and yes I'm Christian. But here's where I differ...I'd NEVER put any bumper stickers on my SUV cuz it ruins the paint ;) My kids are homeschooled anyway. YES homeschooled! They learn what they want to learn and what is not taught in school (and I am not talking about the Bible, I'm talking skills needed in the real world). I am not an anal retentive mom who censors everything. That's unrealistic. There are harsh realities that I don't shelter my kids from because I would be doing them a disservice. My 8 year old listens to everything (r&b and rap being his favorites), loves Jazz and Oldies too, just NOT country music. Because my child is exposed to the cursing in rap, plays "violent" games like Unreal Tournament, watches Harry Potter movies, etc. he is a well rounded kid. We do censor of course, but aren't tight assed. We are not our child's "Friend" either and don't let kids walk over us. We are REAL parents who set boundaries and discipline. Not with ludicrous "time outs" but w/ REAL consequences. We are not lazy parents. We are very involved parents. My family isn't white, we are bi-racial (black and mexican) so we, or rather, I, don't fit the bitchy Starbuck's drinking home maker who overprotects her angelic kids to the point of driving the kids away and other "colorful" descriptions. I've met the stereotypical "soccer mom", and I don't like her either. But we are not ALL like that. There are more NOT like that than there are those who are. Really.

In reality soccer moms have gotten a bad rep because of some "bad apples". I don't live off my husband's income. In fact, in addition to homeschooling and tutoring kids other than my own, I operate two businesses, manage our familiy's real estate investments, volunteer doing publicity and fundraising for various organizations (not the PTA--remember, we homeschool), and guess what, excellent driver; I don't myself, my kids, or others in harm's way with bad driving. If my kids are late for activities then they are late...better late than never.

soccer mom by A REAL balanced soccer mom July 26, 2008

Your Mom 

Said when one has nothing else to say, or in reply to the questions "What are you doing?" And "What do you want to do?"

"Shut the F#$@ up Phil"
"Yeah, well, uh, YOUR MOM!"

Your Mom by The Masked Olive Eater February 2, 2003