Hackettstown High School 

A really shitty high school that is prodomitely white and hispanic. Hackettstown High School sucks at almost everything and the staff there is actually horrendous. They bring in the K-9 unit almost every week to sniff for drugs and kids pass out in the hallway at least once a day. Everyone at Hackettstown High School is loud as fuck and everyone there always has to either do drugs in the bathroom, yell at teachers, do some dumb reckless shit, or deadass just leave or not show up. The lockers are filled with ants and they are disgusting, the science labs always manage to smell like a sewage system, and the school is a depression microwave. Everyone that goes there wants to kill themselves. Not to mention, the school has 0 air conditioning except for the main office and one in spanish and art room. The school is small as fuck and is extreamly uncomfortable to be in. Everyone that goes there thinks they are from the ghetto or in a hardcore gang. This school is shit.

Oh hey have you heard what hell is like?

Yeah it’s Hackettstown High School

Hackettstown High School by midxight April 11, 2019

Massabesic High School

A school located in Maine crawling with crackheads and thots. Everyone at this school seems to think that juling is a national sport they wear timberlands and flannel like their life depends on it. Don’t bother drinking from the water fountains unless you want to die of lead poisoning. Don’t eat anything at this school either 95% of their food is fake. However nothing is faker at mhs than the people who attend it. Every two weeks or so two wild pot heads will get into a fist fight in the bathroom and the teachers will look the other way and pretend nothing happened.

“Dude what school do you go to?”
“Massabesic high school”
“Ew”

Massabesic High School by Amealinapeel September 15, 2019

May River High School

May River High School in Bluffton SC is a country club for all the rich white chads that live in Bluffton, but its disguised as a high school, half the kids drive here with pavement princess's for trucks, and the other half come with some expensive looking cars, in the parking lot of the school, you can be standing at any spot in the parking lot and there will be a juul cartridge on the ground, half the teachers here dont even do their job, the staff cares more about dress code than fights, and the bathrooms here might as well just be called the juul rooms. People here blow out all their money on shooting dice and most of the girls here are just snowbunnies that talk shit behind your back, If you are zoned here at any point in time, Run. Because you'll know what I'm talking about soon enough.

Person 1: Oh, what school do you go to?
Person 2: I go to May River High School.
Person 1: Oh ok, so that means you've got a juul on you, right?
Person 2: Of course, who at May River doesnt?

May River High School by Blufftonisgarbage January 4, 2019

St marys high cheshunt 

the most shittiest school in london idec before mr simms came it was live everyone who came out is on piss mr simms stink he can suck my left toe lanky prick.

A. Do you go st marys high cheshunt?
B. Yes I do
C AHHHAAA Its so shit bro

St marys high cheshunt by SuCkK yO mUdDaA April 1, 2020

cattaraugus little valley high school 

the place where the fake country kids blast their music well walking down the hallway the 7th graders are nicotine addicts and word gets around faster then you can blink

cattaraugus little valley high school

did you hear about the freshman who blacked out in the bathroom from eating an edible

who was that kid that hid weed in his shoe?

cattaraugus little valley high school by gossip girl210 August 9, 2021

Aptakisic Jr. High School 

Aptakisic Jr. High School, also known as Stabtakisic, is a school full of toxic people, with a mix of crackheads. The truth is, a girl got stabbed with a pencil there. It first only contained 7th and 8th grade, but then the school board decided to add 6th graders. What were they thinking? Now they got a bunch of midgets running around, doing fortnite emotes. The lunch is pretty dope, and the teachers are pretty chill. It's all just a popularity contest of who can date the most in a short period of time, so beware.

Carl: Yo I got stabbed last year with a pencil.

Alan: wait did you go to Aptakisic Jr. High School?

Carl: yeah

Alan: oh no wonder you got stabbed

Aptakisic Jr. High School by JoeMamaGay:) October 21, 2019

Viera High School

Viera High School is literally worse than goddamn hell itself. Most of the wamen teachers are dumbass landwhales who know nothing about the subject they're teaching and give out excessive amounts of homework and then expect you to complete the entire thing, plus your other homework in a single fucking day. Theres really not much to say about the guy teachers, they're just as fat and boring as the female ones (no surprise there), but they have no concept of personal space and all of them give me the creeps. The school also has a large population of vsco girls, who think they're so cute and "popular" but in reality they drink water out of their hydroflasks to fill the dark and empty void in their snake hearts. Every single one of the cheerleaders is a vsco ape with no soul and practically on the same level as gingers. The uniform that they are apparently required to wear, doesnt even fit the dress code rules because it's so goddamn short, and everyone can see their hairy acne-covered coochies. There is a line of horny teenaged boys on the second floor who stare at the cheerleaders every Friday, and creepily drool all over their jojo siwa hairbows. Then after that they sit in the back of the class in first period and jack off to the thought of them.

Mom: "Oh fuck, well you're back from school. How was it?
Me: "Viera High School is the fucking worse, Aydyn shit himself for the third time this week, and the hallways stink."
Mom: "Sucks to be you."

Viera High School by Janitor (jk dont fire him plz) September 23, 2019