paltering donkeypit

Paltering- "lying", fibbing; not telling the truth. Donkeypit- donkey = ass; pit = hole, yeah you got it! Lying asshole.

Watch out for that paltering donkeypit- he'll take all your money!

by Alfred Misnomer April 13, 2019

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Bong Donkey

A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.

I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey

She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!

by FränkAnk July 29, 2019

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River donkey

Someone who agrees with everyone even if they don’t agree.

Sarah says “I love the smell of shit in the morning”. Cody replies “ Yea same” ! Sarah creams “ Cody you’re such a river donkey!”

by Big Shtiff August 15, 2019

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Peter Donkin

Peter is a mixed race guy, he's sooooo sweet and has the best personality.. love him or not, he will be your friend!

His GF: I'm breaking up with you!
Peter Donkin: Sorry for whatever I did but okay..
-the next day-
His ex-gf: GET BACK WITH ME!
Peter Donkin: But we just broke u-

by Chelsea Koroll August 18, 2019

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show donkey

Someone who is reserved yet confident. Not afraid to strut their stuff. Someone who has pride in what they do and who they are. Not as flashy as a stallion but is more rugged and useful. Works hard but can be exuberant when required and loves to be pampered.

That guy over there is a show donkey for sure.

by Dilly Bar October 9, 2019

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