Tiny Chicken Disease 

A terrible disease that occurs when a tiny chicken gets into the head of a human and lays eggs. The eggs hatch and more tiny chickens are born. Then the new generation of tiny chickens lay eggs, then they hatch and so on until there a so many tiny chickens that they can't fit inside the head. They need to get out, but they're pressing against the skull. The only way they can escape is via the nose/mouth/eyes.

Or, for the less imaginitive - the common cold

Often abbreviated to 'TCD'

"Ahhh, I feel terrible. Headache, sore throat, running eyes and nose, a cough, keep sneezing. I think I've got the Tiny Chicken Disease."

Tiny Chicken Disease by Alexisonfireeeee March 8, 2010

Frying Chicken

The action (taken by a man) of pissing loudly with such force that it sounds like bubbling oil and frying chicken. Men who do this are alpha males, women love them.

Damn boy, you frying chicken down there? Just kidding, but you piss real loud, I like that.

Frying Chicken by P1ssbugzz December 14, 2020

tender chicken 

the female equivalent of a hard-on -- "when your twinky tingles"

"That hot boy gives me tender chicken"

tender chicken by Valcious August 7, 2006

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken 

1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever

Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken by forcedlife94 December 16, 2011

general tso's chicken 

A popular Chinese take out dish made of chicken glazed in a sweet and salty sauce.

Often confused with the similar but different kung pow chicken.

I had general tso's chicken for dinner last night.

general tso's chicken by richardc020 August 24, 2010

water chicken 

1) A duck.
2) A person who routinely participates in unwise or ill-planned actions, then feels jaded at the negative consequences. For concision, it is at the moment of realisation or epiphany of the mistake, just as the jaded feeling, embarrassment and regret begins to kick in, that the perpetrator is at his peak of waterchickeniness.

1) "A water chicken is a duck!"
2) "You had to pull the string and spring the trap, didn't you... You water chicken."

water chicken by Robert S. Blung + Mr. Caiptain February 16, 2012

Woop Chicken 

Whoop Chicken: The smoking of high quality crystal meth through an compatible electronic device.

"Hey Tim what's that you're smoking on?" "This here Gary is E-Meth it's the top of the white crystal crunch mountain. We call it getting gakked up on woop chicken."

Woop Chicken by SkippyMeTimbers August 21, 2018