cock flogging

the act of slapping your cock on a womens back or ass until it is raw!

i cock flogged her until she was red in the ass

i gave my girlfriend a setion of cock flogging

by jack number 7 May 16, 2007

monster cock

A cock that is longer than a ruler

Woah! Yuri from DDLC has a monster cock!

by GalaxiCat April 4, 2019

Kansas Cock

(n.) The description of a young man, usually of college age, who hails from the state of Kansas (corn fed and works long days out in the fields). When he is an environment absent of clothes, he is gawked at by others for an abnormally huge penis.

"Holy hell, you have HUGE Kansas Cock"

"Mine can't compare to the Kansas Cock"

by its always sunny in philly March 30, 2009

cock boggler

one who confuses a cock; a cock being a person, rooster, or penis.

eric b. is such a cock boggler.

by jane doe October 18, 2004

cock swab

The act of swabbing the cock against many household items and food stuffs to gain revenge.

Hector cock swabbed the Pal supervisor's chicken knees and pizza bagel.

by dirty sanchez July 1, 2003

waffle cock

can also mean rubbish or poppycock, can also be used to declare shenannigans during a drinking game

"I just can't believe this waffle cock!!"
or
"You cant do that in beer pong!!! I declare waffelcock!!!!"

by Indy&Shortround December 9, 2008

Turtle Cock

A turtle cock is an uncircumcised dick that retreats into the foreskin, leaving just the tip exposed - thus resembling a turtle with its head poking out. A turtle cock is usually accompanied by a serious muzzie

Not to be confused with turtle cawk

bro 1: Look at the turtle cock on that motherfucker!
bro 2: I bet you he has a fat muzzie to go along with it!

by derpityderrp September 5, 2013