brown streamer

From military parachuting: when a parachute fails to open it's called a streamer, and if the jumper's reserve parachute doesn't function, the jumper's going to die- the brown in the phrase is either from the dried blood on the chute when the jumper assumes the consistency of rasberry jam, or from the well-known, first you say it, then you do it..."Oh, sh--!"

I thought sure that streamer was going to be a brown streamer until his reserve popped at the last second.

by Maitre D April 26, 2004

Brown Hatting

someone has to shit really bad and puts his/her hand over the ass hole. Some shit comes out but is stopped by the hand. It hardens into a brown hat that covers your ass hole.

"I was brown hatting so hard yesterday bro".

by SuperMario2360 May 10, 2011

brown buffet

A collection of food that has hasn’t properly been digested as it expels from your bowels yet stained from bile. A whole mushroom with a yellow-brown stain? A bunch of them? Maybe a spinach leaf or two? The more the merrier.

Gather on a plate, serve, and maybe use something to neutralize the odor *chef’s kiss*

“Man I can’t believe Terry’s actually eating your brown buffet”

by Fawnalie666 April 6, 2021

Brown Horse

coffee

"Man, I've been sipping on that brown horse all day"

by savageson March 10, 2009

Chris Browned

To smash up someones face.

1) After for example, 12 rounds with Mike Tyson: "Man, you got soooo Chris Browned "
2) "You better shut the funk up or I'll Chris Brown you".

by maspito March 5, 2009

brown shirts

what happens when you run out of toilet paper

dude all you have is brown shirts what happened to the white ones

by a basic white guy July 20, 2016

brown acid

Diarhreah that makes one's asshole burn.

Like last night. You know what I'ma talkin' 'bout, that brown acid comin' out yo' butt.

by BigBongStudly September 3, 2009