Bruh Moment

On June 11th an incident occurred, two girls were asking for uncrustables, a brave boy voyaged over into the raging eBay waters to get to the box of uncrustables. After he returned, a girl ran up and snagged not one, but two of the uncrustables. Leaving little left for the children who initially wanted the pb&js they walked up and said to her “bruh” from henceforth a bruh moment is dedicated to the brave young boy who risked his life for the uncrustables, and the two little girls who never got their snack. Bruh Moment

Are u fucking kidding me u ate my uncrustable?! Bruh moment

by Bananapanqueefs42069 June 11, 2021

Ambulance Moment

A way to gauge whether you are an optimist or a pessimist. When you're by yourself and you realize a general truth such as the word Ambulance being written backwards on the front of the vehicle because it will be recognized by people looking in their rear view mirror. When this happens, optimists will feel smart and pessimists will feel stupid.

I had an Ambulance Moment today while looking at a bottle of beer when I realized that Dos Equis means Two Xes!

by geowmyers June 19, 2022

Schlong moment

When you use a word you think you know the definition to, but you actually don’t, however you use it anyway because it just sounds right. Later to find out it has the definition of something non-related.

Me: Wow, that guy has a rather large schlong! Friend: Are you talking about his nose? Me: Obviously! Friend: You mean, he has a large schnoz, right? That was a schlong moment!

by Tisdonym October 13, 2020

ant moment

overthinking😭🙏

bru i just had an ant moment wth

by ohnahbrudda April 9, 2023

Dan Quayle Moment

It describes a moment where someone says, in public, something incredibly stupid and idiotic. It is named after former US Vice President Dan Quayle who had done this on several occasions.

An example of a Dan Quayle Moment by Dan Quayle himself. "If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure."

by Stinky Wiselteats October 27, 2015

Fran moment

An event or story so incredibly dumb and/or naïve that it ends up being extremely charming and funny

Bro that's so dumb, its hilarious. That's definitely a Fran moment

by Nevyyy November 29, 2020

Madhav moment

An instance of utter stupidity.

Dude I forgot the keys in the car. Such a madhav moment.

by GurukulJesus December 30, 2022