Pedophile

A person who is sexually attracted to children or even adults who still look like children.

Yo-gay-sh: Dad my friends called me a pedophile for getting all sexual with a 9year old kid.
Dad: Even i had a feeling about it. And you proved me right. I'm proud of you.

by Fake Thanos June 6, 2018

Pomona Pedophile

A Pomona Pedophile is a male over the age of 40 who continually bangs girls that are seniors in high school. Most generally, a Pomona Pedophile lives their life by one rule, "Sure I get older, but Seniors are ageless."

"Hey Dunkin, did you hear who Jamie fucked the other night?

"Yeah dude, that's the 5th time this week, Perkins is such a Pomona Pedophile!"

by The Harrillizer May 3, 2009

Zoophile

Someone who would literally fuck an animal for free, some furry's are Zoophiles, why is humanity so bad

Zoophile

by pseudonym ツ February 4, 2021

pedophile

most likely a minecraft youtuber

stop being a pedophile

by xX_coolmandude_XX9999 July 3, 2018

Pedophilephobe

Someone who is afraid or offended by so-deemed "pedophiles", including people who aren't actually a pedophile, for the example: ephebophiles (sexually attracted to teenagers around 15-19 years old, which is fully legal in many countries), or people who enjoy watching anime featuring loli characters (also legal in many countries).

Richard: "How dare you enjoy playing that Senran Kagura game? You're a pedophile!"
Naofumi: "Calm down, Dick. It's just a fictional girl so it's not a child abuse."
Richard: "I don't care! It will convince you to do it with real children!"
Naofumi: "You're such a pedophilephobe."

by Romangelo May 16, 2019

pedophile

someone who is over the age of 18, dating someone who is under the age of 18 by force or not

my girlfriend is such a pedophile

by I’m kinky rn December 6, 2020

zoophile

a utter disgrace of a human being

Terry:i'm a zoophile
John:die you utter disgrace of living garbage

by THE_REAL_URBAN_JESUS March 3, 2022