A dude with a micropenis and parental problems of an extreme level. Works out everyday just to try and have bigger tits than his ex. Likes to chat shit, but hates people who chat shit.
Has the greasiest hair known to man and smells like the underside of a hot garbage can because he’s clearly never heard of body wash.
Has the greasiest hair known to man and smells like the underside of a hot garbage can because he’s clearly never heard of body wash.
by Obamascummyslutty November 28, 2023
Get the Zackmug. A builder. he doesn't touch grass except to go to boy scouts, but it's okay because he is cool with the friend group.
he also has a prison haircut.
he also has a prison haircut.
by raindu_ January 6, 2023
Get the Zackmug. by Void Brooks November 25, 2021
Get the National Zack/Zech Daymug. The man who loves being a cuckhold to his male lover. Drives a red rocket with no handles kuz he thinks he's fearless
Zack thompson are you attending your cuckhold appointment tonight.
Why yes I am fine sir sorry for not catering to you sooner. You are #1 on my list to I need to be inside you, I don't care if your twice my age rob ima marry you boo I love you more then my x
Why yes I am fine sir sorry for not catering to you sooner. You are #1 on my list to I need to be inside you, I don't care if your twice my age rob ima marry you boo I love you more then my x
by The start March 24, 2024
Get the Zack Thompsonmug. Zack is a boy with big fluffy cheeks. He likes young girls named Fiona. Another name for Zack is Shrek.
by fionazack October 16, 2019
Get the Zack Kmug. by donald hillary trump February 8, 2019
Get the Zackmug. zack is the guy in your advisory class that never takes his hat off and thinks that hot dogs are sandwiches.
Some weird ass guy in my advisory class said that hot dogs are sandwiches!
Oh were you talking to Zack?
Oh were you talking to Zack?
by ilovepickles August 17, 2022
Get the Zackmug.