wtf wjd

What The Fuck Would Jesus Do

Guy 1: Lets stab this baby with a fork!

Guy 2: Dude, WTF WJD?

Guy 1: You're right... a SPOON!

by L337Geek July 26, 2007

WTF man?

A pharse satnding for "what the fuck, man?" Usually used when an individual is intoxicated and his friends are talking to him. It tells your friends that you are to intoxicated to follow what they are saying.

Jay: Hey, wanna go get something to eat, Dennys, Mc donalds?
Jack: ......wtf man......?
Jay: Oh...never mind then...

by Kiddo August 30, 2004

yo wtf

stop playin

yo wtf

by hahaushenenjeeh November 18, 2019

wtf/e

what the fuck ever -- used on IM

person 1: ur hot
person 2: no im not
person 1: yea
person 2: no
person 1: yea
person 2: no
person 1: YES YOU FUCKING ARE
person 2: wtf/e bitch.
person 1: psh. wtf/e.

by ur bald headed granny April 19, 2006

Generation WTF

An alternate name for Generation Y, referring to Gen Y's constantly asking 'Why'. Also making a subtle nod to the 1337 speak which has evolved from the early computer hackers.

Useless Generation WTF constantly bitching about doing work.

by Rowan Macfarlane November 10, 2008

wtf bro

A brother having white temper freckles

Male: hey wtf bro can i hit that 50 joint up cuh?
other: Nah men we ain't roll that way ya her'?
Male: ay yo homies lets get dis biz astch.
Randy: yea man let jump em.

by Yo homs,moms,brothers,friend April 17, 2011

WTF-ervescent

Adjective; When something causes you to slowly build in confusion to the level of WTF!. Starting first with a simple "What?" or "Huh?" and ending with Rage or WTF.

Man 1 & 2 see Performer 1 sing about his pants to the Final Fantasy IV theme.

Performer 1: "♫In my other pants, there's my wallet. In my other pants. . . ♫"

Man 1: "Wha. . . huh? . . . what is this?"

Performer 1: "♫ Hanging out my pants, my ball. Just one ball . . . ♫

Man 1: WTF!

Man 2: That sure was WTF-ervescent

by D-structman February 10, 2010