road waffle

a form of extremely squished, and flattened into the road, roadkill. generally, when the tire tracks show up on the remains

steve: what about bob?
lauren: well, im a lil worried that eventually he will be road waffle.
steve: lol... road waffle
steve: that's a funny term
lauren: he sits in the middle of the road
lauren: (haha well, u kno- the tire tracks- leave a waffley-print)

by steve carroll; lauren paetznick March 22, 2005

waffle butt

Noun. The condition of having criss-cross indentions on your rear & legs from sitting on a yard chair in shorts.

We've been sitting out here so long, I've got waffle butt.

by Sarepta May 13, 2006

waffled

to get really REALLY drunk - and you look like you're that drunk

We went out drinking last night. Justin was waffled!

by valintina4 September 13, 2005

The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

A retarded internet trend made by a piece of shit named: Jonny RaZeR. These retarded, low life, fatherless, dumb-fucks often spam "The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host" in YouTube comment sections.

Retarded idiot: The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host
Person: Shut The Fuck Up Dumbass!

by literal asshole February 15, 2023

Waffle Stomp

An act that usually occurs at the United States Naval Academy, as the dorm rooms do not have toilets. Instead of “chopping” down the hall and running the risk of encountering a training sergeant, first-year students (plebes) will defecate in the shower and attempt to stomp their excrement down the waffle-shaped drain. Unfortunately, the putrid smell does not go away easily.

“You Fourth-class Mids better not be waffle stomping in these rooms!”

by Delta_Whiskey January 19, 2019

German Waffle Press

When a girl is holding on to a ceiling fan while its turned on and the guy is holding himself up by her waist and keeps pulling himself up to have sex.

{fan}{German Waffle Press}

by krinko July 27, 2009

muddy waffle

The act of defecating on a partner's chest, then slapping the pile with a tennis racket to give the appearance of a waffle made of mud.

"So, Joe how was your weekend?"

"Oh, it was awesome, I paid a hooker to leave a wicked muddy waffle on my chest!"

by lovedumpling666 November 19, 2013