WTYL

Short for "Write to You Later"

you: ttyl
them: wtyl

by yolfer December 14, 2010

WTFx4

What The Fuck? Who The Fuck? When The Fuck? and Why The Fuck?

The four essential questions one asks in exasperation when something bad happens to them or someone close to them that was totally unexpected.

When walking back to my ride last night after getting jiggy at the club I saw that someone stole my curb feelers! I immediately texted my bro WTFx4: What The Fuck? Who The Fuck? When The Fuck? and Why The Fuck?

by BigBlackBlick November 5, 2010

wtfum?

What the fuck you mean? Good to use when someone says something ridiculous

Bob: i fuck more bitches than you

Me: wtfum?

Bob's girl: Bob was better than you

Me: WTFUM?

by antdeconnetticut January 23, 2011

WTIA

Wait, this is awesome!

Guy #1: Dude this AP Physics problem really sucks
Guy #2: Aww.. I'm sorry man
Guy #1: WTIA, I got it!

by habadaboopity May 17, 2011

WTTR

Will Take Time to Reply

person1: hey dude,wassup?
Person2: dude WTTR ;;reply given -- since second person will be urgently leaving his home(or unavailable for chat) & is not having time to explain where he is going &how much time he'll take to return to his online friend...so don't want his friend(person1) to wait too long for his reply henceforth..
Person1: sure dude,come back soon...we'll talk later when you are done with your urgent work..

by sanny06 February 20, 2012

wtfitb

What The Fuck In The Butt . A cross breed between WTF and the WWITB (What What In The Butt) song.

chick: did you hear the us is cancelling the Constellation space program?
dude: WTFITB!
chick: that's what I said.

by theroot November 6, 2012

Wtcp

What the cheesepuff. Wtcp is a child friendly version of wtf which everyone knows the definition of.

Person 1: Dude last night I snogged my ex
Person 2: Wtcp dude!!!

by The cheesepuff January 3, 2013