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Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage

"You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"
After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!
by QuacksO July 31, 2018
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How made winds

English converted from Chinese pronunciation"好(hao)美(mei)的(de)文(wen)字(zi)", which means “such beautiful words”. Most of it is used when the other ppl swears bad words and u want to support his/her points, more like a teasing manner.
Someone says "Matt's such an asshole." u r like: "How made winds."
by Hugepeep May 14, 2020
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FEDERAL DEFICIT WINDSHE'LL WIPER

Within "THIS PHRASEOLOGY" is a $10 TRILLIONAIRE this year.
It has to be the YELLEN holler of the GOVERNMENT hearing that echo that CRYPTOCURRENCY BRACKET has just passed the FEDERAL DEFICIT WINDSHE'LL WIPER TWENTY times over and is forecast to be greater than ONE G00G0L within less than negative six PEDOPHILE YEARS as TRUMP JR. IS RIGHT as OPERATION PR260 someone is out there MANDATORY PISS DRINKING and giving SKITTLES to some PEDOPHILE ADD on FECESBOOK plus as an ENVOY ESPIONAGE TO PUTIN PROVER and not only that BIDEN is forming now THE THINK BINDER and an all out BOYCOTT on PUT OPTIONS IS IN big time so don't throw any CHRISt SHORT PITCHES BROKERS whoever wants to sit on this BROWN MARMORATED STINK BUG as the SHE SUN GOD NOT is PALE ALT back for a drink at STANFORD MOTEL as a PARADOX in MEN LOW PARK and that be DR DYLAN ANAL O'CONNOR ALAN those PEDOPHILES as warning stay out of SANTA CLARA UNIVERSITY as it takes too long to get there as can they come together in HEAT AT SHE RA TON as DR too smart too waste in STEEL BARS as MICHAEL BOLTON knows this.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022
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In the winds

A state of disorganization
I’ve been moving my room around so everything’s in the winds.
by axolotl119 May 15, 2022
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Bug Against a Windshield

When you’re going down on a female and right before she climaxes you sneeze, and snot lands on her vagina.
Bro, I was going down on my girl last night when all of sudden I sneezed and snot went all over her box. Like a bug against a windshield.
by White Cosmic May 16, 2022
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wiping the windshield

When two girl best friends kiss or get freaky, specifically in front of jerry.
“We were wiping the windshields last night if you know what i mean.”
by prep girl five June 5, 2023
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