Wizards kiss

An act of wizardry foreplay. This will only work if you have a very hairy bum. A person lays on their back and closes their eyes whilst you squat over their face. Gently part your bum cheeks revealing the very hairy anus. Whilst tweaking your anus to resemble a kiss slowly lower until your hairy anus comes in contact with the other persons lips and at that point they should kiss. The hair and the tweaking action will feel like you are kissing a bearded wizard.

Have you ever kissed a wizard? Have you ever felt a wizards kiss?

by Perellio May 30, 2018

Sandwich Wizard

1: A great wizard who enjoys eating sandwiches, making sandwiches appear out of nowhere, turning things into sandwiches, turning PEOPLE into sandwiches, and racquetball.

2: That one person you may know who is ALWAYS eating a sandwich. It could be a classmate, a friend, a workmate, it doesn't matter. They just always seem to have a sandwich whenever you see them.

"Racquetball? Sandwiches? Wait, I know who you are! You're the sandwich wizard!!"

"He's some kind of sandwich wizard or something...He always pulls a sandwich out of his pocket the second we go on lunch break."

by SandwichWizard III April 26, 2009

Tree Wizard

A tree warrior; superb in Vietnam and other jungle combat scnearios

Gandhi Tree Wizard

"That tree wizard just popped out of nowhere and slashed me with the plantation sickle!"

by Pseudonym... I mean... uh... John June 22, 2004

Wanking wizard

Somebody who is so good at masturbating that the can cum whenever they wish, weather it be later or sooner

You wanking wizard you, you always have time for a quick one.

by Blumchuck January 12, 2015

DOOMING WIZARD

Will single-handedly DOOM your soul, no matter who ever tf you are. He will be the god of earth in 4 days

Me: Fuck off

DOOMING WIZARD: DOOM YOU
Me: OH no pls fuck my wife

by Tectone April 07, 2021

summon a wizard

To call forth a wizard for some menial and average task.

Guy 1: "Aww, man. I have to mow the lawn!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, summon a wizard and have him use your old manual mower to get the job done!"

by Sir Raven III November 23, 2011

wizard egg

When someone eats an egg whole and waits to see how long it will take it shit out the shells.

'Jamie ate a wizard egg and timed himself'.

by veinofstarrs January 09, 2014