Windex

A nice way of calling someone a douche bag. Both are cleaners... and yet Windex is so much more polite.

Oh my gosh, he is such a freaking Windex!

by Anice Girl April 6, 2009

windex

ejaculating on a woman's ass and then rubbing your cum in so it's nice and shiny so you can see your face.

I took Jenna home and windexed that ass.

by Clove69 March 8, 2007

Widget

(n): Someone who is annoying, stupid, lame. Someone who has done something stupid or idiotic.

"Psh you widget!"
"What are you doing widget?"

by Hawaiiquikslvr May 3, 2007

what the widget

something to use in place of what the fuckwhen you cant curse. it is an expresssion of confusion

guy #1: what the widget? how did that shotgun go off? I could have sworn the saftey was on...
guy #2: ...........
guy #1: you need an ambulence? oh and where'd your face go?

by maxzilla January 7, 2004

widget

a wee device that allows you to drink your guiness directly from the tin rather than pouring and waiting half an hour for it to do its thing!

This drink does not travel well!

by vaseline April 23, 2003

wingers

Lifting of the shirt to show off breasts, so named due the arm motion being similar to that of the chicken dance. This is often seen during Mardi Gras or in a Girls Gone Wild Video.

Did you see all the wingers in that video.

She must done some major wingers for those beads.

by mxjx May 6, 2009

widget

Derived from a computer programming term, "widget" refers to a virtual object with default settings. In the context of Internet dating, a widget is a man or woman known through his or her on-line profile. A widget remains a widget even when real names have been exchanged. After several in-person meetings, a widget can be referred to by his or her actual name.

So, have you hooked up with any widgets lately?

by Peter February 25, 2004