Western Mass

Short for Western Massachusetts. Western Mass is, as the name implies, the western half of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and is made up of four counties, Berkshire, Franklin, Hampden, and Hampshire. Often called Massachusetts' "better half" due to the fact that it offers the same charm as the eastern half of the state, with more natural scenery and less hussle and bussle.

Who knew there was such great music and restaurants, in Western Mass?

by Bottlevsface December 28, 2005

Westerly

A pitiful town in Rhode Island, where everyone knows everyone, and there are a bunch of clicks that wish they were fuckinq qhetto.
Everyone from newton ave thinks theyre fuckin hardcore, thouqh everyone in the town thinks they're the GRIMEYEST people in the town.
Then you have BTOWN, aka Bradford, a bunch of fricken retarded people who think theyre cool cause they live there, but in actuality they would be even cooler if they didn't. Broccolo's run that shit, in case you didn't know.

Next you qot the simple fact that, everyone there is short, annoyinq, bitchy and lies too much for their own qood.
The qirls are a bunch of conceited backstabbers, and most of them aren't even cute at all...
but yet, the people of Westerly are content, and they won't ever leave, because they love their beaches, love their BESS EATON ( FUCK TIM HORTONS ), love their dustys, marios, chens, and obviously they love qoinq to On The Run about a hundred times a week .
Last but not least ; WALMART.

end of story ; <3

yeah son, i'm from the ghetto of westerly . what nikka .

by Younq Dro May 14, 2009

western roll

when you're nailing a broad in the ass from behind, on your downstroke, toss her to the side. This will make her shit herself.

I was hiting Peggy in the can when I decided to give her the western roll.

by StinkyPinky May 19, 2003

western family cracker

Often refers to white people who wear wal-mart shoes, or show other signs of noticeable poverty. "Western Family" refers to a company that sells cheaper products (Including crackers) at grocery stores.

"You're such a western family cracker."

"Tell that to the ugly, two-cent hooker you like to visit all the time."

by I'm the Pope, And You're not. September 29, 2007

Weezerista

A person who is 1. a Weezer afficianado from a latin american country, or 2. a member of a pro-Weezer paramilitary organization with revolutionary leanings.

"Viva los Weezeristas!" he yelled as threw his last molotav cocktail into the policia station.

by vasking November 26, 2009

Western Roulette

Much like Russian Roulette, except with a Western twist. Western Roulette is played sitting around a fire, then tossing a handful of live ammunition into the flames.

Clint Eastwood is the only man alive who survived a round of Western Roulette with Chuck Norris.

by Kurt 8 Keiner March 13, 2010

Western EGOT

Like the traditional EGOT, the Western EGOT is an honor bestowed upon individuals who achieve the four most elite accomplishments of the American West. To earn a Western EGOT, at some point in their life an individual must eat 50 hard-boiled eggs, survive at least one gunfight, complete an oxen drive of at least 500 miles (oxen may be substituted for cattle or other livestock), and kill their first bear by the age of three (also known as the Davy Crockett Challenge).

Western EGOT (Traditional EGOT)
E - Eggs Eaten (Traditional: Emmy)
G - Gunfight Survived (Traditional: Grammy)
O - Oxen Driven (Traditional: Oscar)
T - Three-year Bear (Traditional: Tony)

Previous honorees include folk hero Davy Crockett and businessman Cornelius Roosevelt.

Jolene finally completed her first oxen drive at the age of 37, becoming the youngest Western EGOT in modern history.

by SpaceisOverrated December 13, 2014