hoodie weenie

That section at the bottom of a zip-up hoodie that pokes up when you're sitting down as if it were a boner.

Do you have a boner? No, my hoodie weenie just won't stay down.

by 12!07 January 20, 2014

Gabe's Weenie

it's gabe's hotdog, on a bun, with cheese, and macaroni

have you tried Gabe's Weenie? it tastes so delicious.

by adamjackson&jason69memefilms January 02, 2018

Wiper Weenie

n. A person who sets their windshield wipers disproportionately fast for the amount of rain coming down

It’s barely raining, quit being a wiper weenie and switch to intermittent.

by HerbErtlinger November 14, 2020

weenie cap

The head of a male reproductive organ.

"Your weenie cap is looking handsome today, Sven."

by alpha male jackhammer April 29, 2010

Houdini Weenie

When having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, when she turns around thinking your done,cum on her face.

I was like a magican and pulled a Houdini weenie as a trick.

by The Amazing Pudges November 18, 2003

Data Weenie

A computer nerd or geek. Someone who is constantly on the computer and has no life. A person who is so involved in computers he achieves orgasm by pressing the keyboard only.

That data weenie at the computer store has the compassion of a Compaq hard drive.

by Buffalo Chips January 15, 2008

weenie houdini

a person who can do some real magic on the male reproductive organ. in laimens terms, you can make the penis erect and ejaculate semen.. thereof giving him the best orgasm ever!

That girl i fucked last night is a real weenie houdini, you think im kiddin?!?

I feel like I would marry that betch any second if she could satisfy me like a real weenie houdini.

So, you a weenie houdini or what?

by emily and danielle November 19, 2008