Water Breacher

When you take a shit that comes out of the water, making the smell breach from its water shield.

Wait a couple of minutes, I just had a water breacher, it'll stink for a while.

by kevro February 11, 2015

Water Waffle

The brown mixture created from a failed attempt at a waffle stomp, wherein the drain is either already clogged, or becomes clogged as a result of doodoo compactification.

Sean's attempt at waffle stomping the drain in the men's locker room was thwarted. His pubes from shaving an hour earlier had completely clogged the drain, resulting in a massive water waffle. The other members of the gym were not amused.

by Krobus090 January 6, 2017

Water Croutons

Like bread which is hard then given a fancy name: croutons.
Water which is hard (ice), then given a fancy name: Water Croutons.

"I'll have the soup du jour; Whiskey and Water Croutons"

by BrianWoolsey March 3, 2019

waterbread

better sounding than "wonderbread" and "whitebread". Should be used as a synonym to those words. "Being generic, bland, soul-less, mainstream, or distasteful in nature in order to appeal to wider, often mindless audiences." Waterbread could be seen as worse than "wonderbread" and "whitebread" as soggy bread is bland af.

That blonde guy with blue eyes is such a waterbread. He's like the golden retriever of humans.

by Nowaterbreadallowed June 14, 2019

water gun

a thing that you can use to spray liquid at people (nobody said it had to be water 👿)

I give water guns full of cat piss to children

by Subtochaoticcoops November 29, 2022

special water bottle

A flask, containing alcohol; more often than not (if at all).

"Daddy's special water bottle" -Homer Simpson.

by M0T0RH3D November 1, 2007

Nut Water

Synonomous with sperm.

The condom broke allowing his nut water to make me pregnant.

by jcb72 August 14, 2012