Alaskan Foot Warmer

When you shove your entire foot into a woman's vagina.

I gave Stefani an Alaskan foot warmer last night. She won't text me back.

by LameLayne April 6, 2016

Unrestricted submarine warfare

A replacement for "I love you"

Woman: Say those three magic words!
Man: Unrestricted submarine warfare

by paninipenis December 1, 2021

waffer

a 40mg Methadone . Normally white , but also come in orange . A waffer is round and about the size of a quarter.

Dude i just got me a waffer , and now i fill like rockin.

by rchl_nwsm December 1, 2007

Warmers

12 post drinking chomp items glazed with love, created by a machine and brought forth to this world via conveyor belt. Placed in a box which is set on your lap for the car-ride home. The warmth which radiates from this cardboard treasure chest into your loins assures you of the miracle to come.

"Warmers run bro...No you go...Faggot! I went last time!...Fuck you, I'll go."
"Sorry man, I have no change for you, I spent my money on Warmers. Get the fuck away from my car before I stab you in the fucking face with my Jim Wagner Reality Based Blade! Mother Fucker!"
"Kill that Warmer bro, before it becomes a Lone-Ass Lefty."

by Death Machine August 5, 2008

Wang Warmer

A knitted pouch intended to keep ones penis warm.
See ball warmer

*sigh of relief* Damn dude my peener is hella warm thanks to my wang warmer

by 13 March 26, 2003

warfest

In a battle of the sexes, he takes the middle ground. Which consists of all female insults. The main definition of a warfest is:

A warfest is a person who is wrong.

Warfest says:
By the way I am AT NONEONES SIDE! I DONT LIKE MEN OR WOMEN, just wanted you to prove that I AM WRONG and still noneone have did it.

Therefore he is wrong.

by Sarahxd May 18, 2008

Warner

Name of a kid who doesn’t want to deal with anything so he decides to sleep forever.

Warner- I’m going to sleep forever
Everyone- we don’t give one

by A Useless Shit May 2, 2019