Typically found in groups, people who go to music festivals and set up near the stage with deckchairs, inflatable sofas or picnic blankets and expect everyone to leave a big gap around them. Often can be found not even using aforementioned items.
by Wighteggy June 12, 2019
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They also go to Mooch on Broad St every Friday night with money they borrowed from their grandparents.
They also go to Mooch on Broad St every Friday night with money they borrowed from their grandparents.
by KingOfEverythingAskWiz April 14, 2016
Get the Mooch Wanker mug.A male that jerks off incessantly. His masturbatory activities are on a level that is so large in scale and scope it’s well beyond your average male that gives it an occasional tug.
Dude you are such a macro wanker. Do you ever not watch porn and wank? Do you ever leave your room?
My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.
My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.
My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.
My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.
by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020
Get the Macro Wanker mug.Someone who watches TV shows / films solely based on their ratings or someone who has to check the ratings of everything before committing
by Jadeydiddle April 6, 2017
Get the rating wanker mug.Typically an individual, who walks on the street, who looks like an outright wanker.
A wanker being, a person who "wanks" (masturbates). Which in essence, includes everyone.
Some deviants may include: Wanka, Vanka, Wanko, Wenka, Wonka, Wnkah, 'anka, 'nkerrr, and etc.
A wanker being, a person who "wanks" (masturbates). Which in essence, includes everyone.
Some deviants may include: Wanka, Vanka, Wanko, Wenka, Wonka, Wnkah, 'anka, 'nkerrr, and etc.
A white pretentious tourist wanker walks down the sidewalk of a rural ghetto village in the Exotic slums of my anus, on the pothole ridden road rides a group of hooligans in a rundown black Toyota Rush, shouting out the malfunctioning windows the following phrase in an act of general defiance against imperialism, political correctness, and general wankery:
"Walking Wanker"
"Walking Wanker"
by dragon_ligon_deez December 24, 2016
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by inthemoodforsomehellraising December 21, 2018
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A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books they’ve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film they’ve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.
A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books they’ve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film they’ve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.
Me - “In Game of thrones I can’t remember wolf wifey’s name”
Book wanker - “Red hair, Sansa?”
Me - “no, her mum”
Book wanker - “fish wifey?”
Me - “no, Neds wife. The starks. They’re dire wolves no?”
Book wanker - “actually she’s a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the books”
Me - “ you’re a book wanker”
Book wanker - “Red hair, Sansa?”
Me - “no, her mum”
Book wanker - “fish wifey?”
Me - “no, Neds wife. The starks. They’re dire wolves no?”
Book wanker - “actually she’s a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the books”
Me - “ you’re a book wanker”
by Ghostraininmofo May 14, 2019
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