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lost wallet syndrome

an inexplicable disease suffered by aussies, having "lost their wallets" an unsuspecting person picks up the tab, happens in all venues; pubs, niteclubs, shops bus stops etc
hey mate, you wanna drink? oh shit ive lost my wallet, mines a fosters anyway!
by kirsty November 19, 2003
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Yeast Wallet

guy 1:"this is one beautiful arrangement of meat salad fillings.."

guy 2:"yea... its so convenient in between these pieces of bread too"

waitress:"oh you like your SANDWHICH do you?"

guy 1:"sandwhich? you can call it what you want, i'm calling it a yeast wallet. freak"
by happyapple June 23, 2009
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Wallet

"Women aren't funny"
"Neither are men"
"H-HUMOR IS SUBJECTIVE, DISHWASHER"
"Why am I surrounded by fucking wallets"
by PhatCoochieLips June 11, 2020
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willets

Slang term for women's breasts.
Like tits, boobs, jugs.
Get ya willets out, show us ya willets
by scott g January 6, 2005
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wallet jacked

Paying too much for something, especially if you could have gotten it for much cheaper.
Jimbob: Hey, I just got this new whiz-bang ABC gizmo to do XYZ and only $40.

Jack: You know you could have gotten the DEF gizmo to do XYZ for a fifth the price? You've been wallet jacked!
by zodiac711 October 24, 2010
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The Wallet Ender

"The Wallet Ender" is a term that is often used to describe a small village pub in Folkestone. It is supposedly an upper class pub however at times it is often over ridden with working class scumbags. The average pint is £3 so if you bring your wallet in there; it will soon be destroyed, hence the name.
Mate 1: You up for going out tonight mate?
Mate 2: Yeah definitely mate, where you thinking of going, I might pop down the Master Brewer for a few.
Mate 1: Fuck me! The Wallet Ender? I've just been paid I ain't going anywhere near there, jesus.
Mate 2: But they sell Hurlimann.
by Oh My Diddy February 29, 2008
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sausage wallet

Blaine is such a sausage wallet.
by 69lecates69 August 4, 2008
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