Techno Viking

Take one burly mofo.
Add techno beats and braid beard.
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Techno Viking!

Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music.
The music dances to Techno Viking.

by kurosen October 24, 2007

Viktor

A little bitch.

"He's being a Viktor right now"

by ReiVulpes June 9, 2019

Viktoriia

Baddest bitch. No joke. Gives off the biggest crazy vibe. Most likely to become a drug addict. She’s awesome to be around and will make any moment fun as hell. However, she thinks she’s tough even though in reality she’s a softie and wants cuddles.

Boy 1: man she on crack or sm?
Boy 2: nahh bro that’s just viktoriia

by notahoeiswear April 10, 2020

viking

An extremely large northern european fighting machine, wielding Axe or Sword and at least twice the size of people from other cultures of that era! Vikings were just as much explorers as they were warriors and in fact it was they who discovered America first!

'Northmen' belived to get into Valhalla they must die in glorious battle and would gladly go to war to die!

In Roman times most of the succesful Gladiators were probably from viking and northern bloodlines. !

Arab Trader - Wow who are these beatiful blonde people with big weapons,they are giants better not give them a shit deal abdul!

Viking - Fook deal! We will take it all and your women too! Kill them all!!! and burn the city to the ground!

by Tango169 November 15, 2007

Viking Style

A style of camping in which one kills a mid-large size animal and drags it a minimum of 2 miles back to your longhouse or campsite. Then the animal, most likely deer or elk, should be roasted for 6 hours with 10-15 of your closest viking warrior brethren and be eaten while dancing, drinking, and otherwise being merry.

Dude, you have to go camping Viking Style or else it's just a sleepover in the woods

by Shurpa May 17, 2011

The Viking

When your lady is just wearing knickers and you (standing) flip her upside down, stick your head in the afore mentioned knickers and chow down. She can also go to town so its fun for everyone.

Spot the dog barked as Tom fliped Jane and did the Viking!

by MurderousYoric March 23, 2009

The Viking Chili Bowl

While boning a chick, the guy lays chud on the partner's head, and forms horns with the fecal matter.

Hey Don, i totally gave Jacklyn The Viking Chili Bowl last night, she has always wanted one.

by jh72387 November 10, 2009