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va te faire cuire le cul

a bit classier than "va te faire foutre" (fuck off) and stronger than "va te faire cuire un oeuf" (bugger off/leave me alone)
et bien puisque ça ne te convient toujours pas va te faire cuire le cul ...
by poppadoom September 7, 2023
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Would Va

When you see a girl thats quite attractive, you turn to your friend and say 'Would Va?'
Amy walks past Pete & Judd.
Pete says 'Would Va Judd?'
Judd replies 'Oh are, Would Var?'
Pete again.... 'definately'
by scotti2hotti January 2, 2008
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Te va cargar la verga

North Mexican slang.

In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.

The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.

Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.

Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.

You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 7, 2024
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Vas-y Francine!

(In French: Go Francine!) The art of fucking a French cougar mother with big fake boobs and retightened vagina without breaking her artificial ankles.
FRÉDÉRIC: My mother couldn't walk this morning, she has the ankles broken.
DANIEL: Yes, I know, we tried a Vas-y Francine! last night.
by Frenchmoilesac May 1, 2018
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vas

Vas a weird man with a candy truck and holds a book up. Rumer has it he is still playing zombies royale
by higuy437493949 June 9, 2019
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ont va hormis

Ont va hormis means

'When a child accidentally licks a microphone'
So when a child accidentally licks a microphone you shout Ont va hormis!
(its that simple tbh)

Example?:
Jimmy: *Gasp* He Ont Va Hormis!
Tom: AWH SHIT I DID ONT VA HORMIS!!!!!!
Jessie: SEND HIM TO PRISON FOR 10 YEAR
Tom: NOOOOOOOOOI!!!!!!!!!

(Ont va hormis actually means We went apart in french.. me and my friend js made a joke out of it)
by KiwisCreampie._ May 5, 2024
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