–noun
1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse, that is said to sneak into the closets of unsuspecting, frequently drunk victims, ripping one - and only one - pair of pants before folding and placing it neatly in the middle of the pile.
2. (in Eastern European folklore) a corpse, animated by an undeparted soul or demon with a pants fetish, that periodically leaves the grave and disturbs the living's wardrobes, until it is exhumed and impaled or burned.
3. a person who preys ruthlessly upon other people's pants.
4. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces by ripping their favorite pair of pants.
5. an actress noted for her roles as an unscrupulous seductress, able to seduce the pants off of every and any man she pleases: the vampires of the silent trouser movies.
1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse, that is said to sneak into the closets of unsuspecting, frequently drunk victims, ripping one - and only one - pair of pants before folding and placing it neatly in the middle of the pile.
2. (in Eastern European folklore) a corpse, animated by an undeparted soul or demon with a pants fetish, that periodically leaves the grave and disturbs the living's wardrobes, until it is exhumed and impaled or burned.
3. a person who preys ruthlessly upon other people's pants.
4. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces by ripping their favorite pair of pants.
5. an actress noted for her roles as an unscrupulous seductress, able to seduce the pants off of every and any man she pleases: the vampires of the silent trouser movies.
Chris: Dude, I don't know what happened, but my favorite pair of pants has a huge rip in the ass!
Adam: Pants vampire.
Adam: Pants vampire.
by frannypro April 21, 2009
Get the pants vampire mug."I'm gonna head to Los Angeles. See you later." - Guy 1
"Make sure you bring some butt plugs. L.A. is Transylvania for head vampires." - Guy 2
"Make sure you bring some butt plugs. L.A. is Transylvania for head vampires." - Guy 2
by Jack Skellington- BOW DOWN!!! March 1, 2010
Get the head vampire mug.Related Words
A pale, vampiress like girl. Often into Marilyn Manson, razor blades, and blood. A dangerous kitten, often armed with sharp objects.
by BriPanda November 7, 2011
Get the Kaitlyn Vampire mug.Stephen Mayer has done it, she turned the fucking scary, bloody thristy vampire into a SPARKLING fairy. Now when you want to call somebody gay, this will get the job done
*edward step into sunlight... and sparkle...*
Me: Damn it, you fucking son of a sparkling vampire. DIE
Me: Damn it, you fucking son of a sparkling vampire. DIE
by Lord Solar October 30, 2010
Get the Son of a sparkling vampire mug.Typically a beautiful woman who keeps her man up well into the weee hours of the night to satisfy her "thirst" for affection.
She find's her greatest strength in the darkest hours of the night and ceases her "assault" as the sun rises, leaving her victim to face the day drained of all energy.
A Vampirella will act with total disregard for the impact that sleep deprivation will have on the following day.
She find's her greatest strength in the darkest hours of the night and ceases her "assault" as the sun rises, leaving her victim to face the day drained of all energy.
A Vampirella will act with total disregard for the impact that sleep deprivation will have on the following day.
Guy #1 : " You look rough. What did you do last night"?
Guy #2 : "That vampirella kept me up until 6:00 in the
morning....not complaining...just saying"
Guy #2 : "That vampirella kept me up until 6:00 in the
morning....not complaining...just saying"
by Redroxx February 13, 2012
Get the vampirella mug.A method of foreplay the "vampire" takes the person head in one hand and slowly breathes hot air on there ear and neck moving up and down
by blaze4547 October 16, 2008
Get the Vampire Breath mug.VS is a state of a person when he completely loses his fucking mind due to excessive watching of Vampire related movies and Tv series eg.. Twilight Saga, Eclipse,The Vampire Diaries, Vampire fucking Academy etc etc... Patient will always talk about vampires and peruse you to watch vampire related content ****warning this is a spreading syndrome ***** so always keep a distance from this person. They also love to watch Zombie related content.
This syndrome could be cured by right treatment Lock the patient in a room with no lights a bunch of real life movies lock him for about 12 hours and burn or delete all the vampire related content would help.
This syndrome could be cured by right treatment Lock the patient in a room with no lights a bunch of real life movies lock him for about 12 hours and burn or delete all the vampire related content would help.
John : jerry is acting abnormal since he started watching vampire movies.
anna: yeah i noticed it.
john : i think he has Vampire syndrome and its getting worse.
anna: yeah i noticed it.
john : i think he has Vampire syndrome and its getting worse.
by Cool_Dude June 3, 2015
Get the Vampire Syndrome mug.