vag tight

When something is even better than balls tight.

Guy 1: Dude, I had sex with an even hotter chick the next night.
Guy 2: Vag tight!

by brrutled July 2, 2011

vag blindness

The blindness that occurs when you don't notice that the current girl you're hooking up with looks like your ex.

When you're so into the new vagene that you can't see the vag forest through the vag trees.

How do you not see that Sally looks exactly like Jennifer?!? You've got the vag blindness.

by Ahickeyyy June 21, 2016

vag roll

when a female is so fat that you can't tell where the stomach ends and where the vagina starts

Dude that chicks so fat you could see her vag roll

by pegasuskv March 2, 2010

Vag-ographer

A girl who can take professional type selfies of her vagina.

Man, you should see her pics. She’s like a vag-ographer.

by Lisa04 December 5, 2018

alt vag

The butt, specifically in regards to hetero anal sex

Baby, tonight I want it in my alt vag.

by sugarmagn0lia March 11, 2017

Vag Patch

A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.

I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.

by taylorreeve June 23, 2016

vag fat

The fat that hangs out of a girl's vagina. The disadvantage to vag fat is when you pump in and out, it slaps you in the nuts. Other than that, it makes sex more enjoyable.

"That bitch's vag fat totally made wrecked my prostate."

by Double Choad Master Yoad Break January 22, 2012