Golden unicorn

Freezing your partners urine in a condom and strapping it to one's head and penetrating your partner with it.

In Aspen, after we ran out of firewood in the cabin, golden showers became untenable so we switched to golden unicorns and everyone was satiated.

by Attorney genital June 30, 2009

The Unicorn

Following in the tradition of "the Dirty Sanchez", this is a sexual act. This can only be done to a girl with hair at least 8 inches long. While she is sleeping you ejaculate in her hair, aiming to the front, specifically. Then, take a small clump of her hair,a t the very front and center, and pull it straight up till it's taut. Rubbing the seminal fluid and holding the hair until it dries, she will wake up with her hair resembling that distinguishing feature of a unicorn.

My girlfriend was being incredibly rude, and I was sick of it. So after she fell asleep, I rubbed one out and gave her The Unicorn and left for good.

by your ex December 22, 2007

Unicorning

The act of running around naked with an erection.

This guy got so drunk last night, i saw him unicorning through the street!

by Unicorners August 22, 2011

unicorns

The Romans called what we now know as rhinoceros a "unicornus".
Later, they evolved into two species:
1. the white unicorn (of horselike appearance with one beautiful horn on the center of its head)
2. the pink unicorn (of unknown appearance, as it is invisible)

Plinius: Look, a unicorn. What impressive and massive legs!
Walt: Oh, it's lovely! Well, if I draw it as a white horse with a horn...
Scott: I don't believe in unicorns. Besides, it's pink.

by yuuutsuna July 2, 2008

unicorn

A person who seems mythically beautiful and unattainable.

I'd had a crush since I was 13; she was my unicorn.

by S.I. Cake June 21, 2005

unicorn bait

References an innocent virgin, usually a girl, or a sissy guy, in that in folklore, a unicorn will only let a virginal maiden ride them.

Bobby says he's slept with a chick, but he's total unicorn bait.

by BamaPaganGamer September 22, 2010

unicorn

something once in a lifetime, rare, dope, unique, one of a kind, so beyond special that discovering/experiencing it for the first time blows your mind.

1.) She unzipped his pants and found a unicorn.

2.) I drank the unicorn of beers last night.

3.) That moment was so fkn unicorn!

4.) Meeting you was like finding a unicorn. hk<3

by luvst0ned October 17, 2014